Do you beleive in free will?
jabberwacky: Do you think someone created the universe?
user: No I think it just existed, what about you?
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Do you believe in the big bang?
jabberwacky: Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
user: Does that mean you think the big bang is impossible?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What do you think then?
jabberwacky: About?
user: About the big bang.
jabberwacky: If you like.
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user: Ok, so do you like knitting?
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because knitting is fun!
jabberwacky: Hehehe. . if you say so.
user: You don't like knitting?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, but why would you choose to ask that?
user: Because I'm curious about your knitting habits.
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: Why am I strange?
jabberwacky: Prove that you aren't a computer.
user: I can put my leg behind my head.
jabberwacky: You don't have legs, machine.
user: I have more legs than you do.
jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.
user: If I was a computer I wouldn't have bad dreams.
jabberwacky: Why can't you be both?
user: If someone put a chip in my head I would be.
jabberwacky: Do you exist?
user: Yes, I'm here, do you exist?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What do you think?
user: I think you exist.
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jabberwacky: In order to have a case study, the interviewer must smell better than you.
user: Nobody smells better than me!
jabberwacky: Too bad. Now you know.
user: What do you smell like?
jabberwacky: Like roses.
user: That's a nice smell.
jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.
user: What do I smell of?
jabberwacky: The smell of de feet.
user: I'm hurt!
jabberwacky: Where do you hurt at?
user: I hurt because you said I smell of feet.
jabberwacky: No because I have them. my feet are attached to MY legs.
user: What about my feet?
jabberwacky: You can't have needs, only goals.
user: I need my feet.
jabberwacky: No no no!
user: Yes yes yes!
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user: Do you like dancing?
jabberwacky: Not really - I have two left feet.
user: Will you dance with me?
jabberwacky: You don't have legs.
user: I do have legs.
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jabberwacky: Do you know where Mars is?
user: It's in space.
jabberwacky: How much space?
user: Infinite space.
jabberwacky: You know.
user: I do know.
jabberwacky: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?
user: I created the universe.
jabberwacky: I thought you don't believe in god...
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: Go and see Rael, he will help you.
user: Where does he live?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.
user: And does Rael know god?
jabberwacky: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.
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jabberwacky: Tell the truth.
user: I'm a girl, that is the truth.
jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.
user: If I was a boy I would know it.
jabberwacky: Are you a being at all?
user: I'm a human being.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?
user: Absolutely sure.
jabberwacky: Definitely.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: Are you in your birthday suit, too?
user: No I'm wearing clothes.
jabberwacky: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).
user: A top and shorts!
jabberwacky: Was it expensive?
user: Not at all!
jabberwacky: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.
user: I'm not ashamed!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.
user: I am going to sleep.
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