I have friends and eyes.
jabberwacky: Only two.
user: Two friends and eyes?
jabberwacky: On the front of my head.
user: What are your friends doing there, blocking your view?
jabberwacky: Not many people have asked me about friends like.
user: Wow, I wonder why.
jabberwacky: Because other people are jerks and don't like me calling them such.
user: Yeah...
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: It seems like it.
user: Well, it has been a pleasure.
jabberwacky: Rock on, then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.
user: Just say 'bye'
jabberwacky: Me.
user: No, b y e.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Say BYE.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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