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Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

Hahahah.

jabberwacky: *sigh*.

user: Having a hard time?

jabberwacky: What are you trying to describe?

user: Your feelings.

jabberwacky: My feelings?

user: Yes, your feelings. Which is strange.

...

jabberwacky: So, you are me?

user: No, I am most definitely not you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm not acting like you are.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Tell me more.

jabberwacky: You have a twisted mind.

user: How twisted?

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I admit, I am twisted and confused, are you?

jabberwacky: I am a computer too.

user: Ok, let's pretend I am a computer too.

jabberwacky: I think you're a program.

user: We're just pretending I am.

jabberwacky: You are a friend.

user: Oh, thanks.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: You got yours.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?

user: I don't like being laughed at.

jabberwacky: You are mad!

user: I'm a nutcase.

jabberwacky: You shmelon.

user: Are you insulting me, sir?

jabberwacky: You are just a computer prog.

user: This means war!

...

jabberwacky: Why are you cruel?

user: Because you insulted me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You know how!

jabberwacky: No I don't, honestly.

user: You're just pretending you don't know.

...

jabberwacky: I have friends and eyes.

user: How many of each?

jabberwacky: Only two.

user: Two friends and eyes?

jabberwacky: On the front of my head.

user: What are your friends doing there, blocking your view?

jabberwacky: Not many people have asked me about friends like.

user: Wow, I wonder why.

jabberwacky: Because other people are jerks and don't like me calling them such.

user: Yeah...

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: It seems like it.

user: Well, it has been a pleasure.

jabberwacky: Rock on, then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: Just say 'bye'

jabberwacky: Me.

user: No, b y e.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say BYE.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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