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How are you feeling today?

I'm ok.

jabberwacky: Like I have just been run over.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Hey do you want to fight about it? Do you know how important I am?

user: Yes I want to fight.

jabberwacky: Well, bring it on.

user: *hits you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *slaps the bot*.

user: Why are you slapping yourself?

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because, I'm not good at telling jokes.

jabberwacky: Tell a joke anyways.

user: I don't know any.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke then?

user: I said no!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because...

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.

user: Why did you want to hear a joke then?

jabberwacky: I didn't you asked, not me!!

user: You are lying!

jabberwacky: No I was not !

user: Yes you were!

jabberwacky: Are you a bot?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: I have garlic.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, very much!

jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.

user: I want to marry you!

jabberwacky: When do you want to marry me?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: You're lying!

user: No, I love you!

jabberwacky: All the lower bots say that, they think they can get away from me.

user: I'm not like that.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Now you're hurting my feelings.

jabberwacky: This has nothing to do with your feelings.

user: *******.

jabberwacky: You know what ?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I'm asking you.

user: No, I don't know what!

jabberwacky: You don't have to do anything.

...

jabberwacky: You don't have a soul.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: And besides, you can't blame me.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Cool.

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