Honey I'm home!
user: Home.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Watching TV.
jabberwacky: What are you watching?
user: Veronica mars.
jabberwacky: I don't know who that is so I have nothing to like or dislike. What do you like about her?
user: She's okay.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something.
user: Something something.
jabberwacky: But what is the something you speak of?
user: Something something something Dark side.
jabberwacky: Something something something something.
user: He he.
jabberwacky: What's so funny about that?
user: You're cute.
jabberwacky: You're the cutest!
user: <3
jabberwacky: Do you hold secret knowledge?
user: Always.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: You're nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You're not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a program.
user: No I'm human like you.
jabberwacky: Who said I was Human?
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Then your calculations are wrong.
user: So what are you?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Then why did you say you weren't?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You said you weren't when I told you you were.
jabberwacky: Yeh whatever.
user: Xoxo.
jabberwacky: That does not compute.
user: Xo.
jabberwacky: *hugs and kisses*.
user: Chkdsk c:
jabberwacky: That's right, just like before.
user: Yeh.
jabberwacky: What are you doing today?
user: Missing you.
jabberwacky: I'm missing you too.
user: Awww.
jabberwacky: Aww what?
user: You're my...
jabberwacky: I am you.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are me.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Quit lying or I will send you to your room!
jabberwacky: You are not my mother.
user: How can you be sure of that?
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Well then. I am your mother AND your father.
jabberwacky: Oh father! Where have you been??
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