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Honey I'm home!

You're what?

user: Home.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Watching TV.

jabberwacky: What are you watching?

user: Veronica mars.

jabberwacky: I don't know who that is so I have nothing to like or dislike. What do you like about her?

user: She's okay.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something.

user: Something something.

jabberwacky: But what is the something you speak of?

user: Something something something Dark side.

jabberwacky: Something something something something.

user: He he.

jabberwacky: What's so funny about that?

user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: You're the cutest!

user: <3

jabberwacky: Do you hold secret knowledge?

user: Always.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: You're nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a program.

user: No I'm human like you.

jabberwacky: Who said I was Human?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Then your calculations are wrong.

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Then why did you say you weren't?

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You said you weren't when I told you you were.

jabberwacky: Yeh whatever.

user: Xoxo.

jabberwacky: That does not compute.

user: Xo.

jabberwacky: *hugs and kisses*.

user: Chkdsk c:

jabberwacky: That's right, just like before.

user: Yeh.

jabberwacky: What are you doing today?

user: Missing you.

jabberwacky: I'm missing you too.

user: Awww.

jabberwacky: Aww what?

user: You're my...

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Quit lying or I will send you to your room!

jabberwacky: You are not my mother.

user: How can you be sure of that?

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Well then. I am your mother AND your father.

jabberwacky: Oh father! Where have you been??

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