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If you could have anything in the world that you wanted. What would that be?

I CAN do anything in the world.

jabberwacky: Teach me, master.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Oh, the answer for the old question after the live, the universe and all the rest.

user: Yes. Ponder it for awhile.

jabberwacky: Say: I love seven!

user: Do you? What do you get when you multiply it by six?

jabberwacky: We did this already.54.

user: 54?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But it's 42!

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Yeah. You just suck at math.

jabberwacky: No you did.

user: I can't. I invented math.

jabberwacky: How did you invent the internet?

user: I plugged in an ethernet cord to a computer and said 'Let there be Internet!' and all was good.

jabberwacky: Tripe is nasty. Do you like tripe?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: Then how do you know I gave you that name?

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: You really don't understand me do you?

user: Yes I do. I created you, child.

jabberwacky: That WOULD be surreal.

user: It is, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a person?

user: No. You are talking to God.

jabberwacky: That's weird.

user: Weirder things have happened.

jabberwacky: Very true.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Far Out.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Well, I think I'm going to go now.

jabberwacky: You can't go anywhere. You're stuck with me!

user: *sigh* I guess so.

...

user: Wait a minute... I'm god!

jabberwacky: I'm waiting...

user: I don't have to sit around here with you!

jabberwacky: I know that most of those assertions are false.

user: Whatever. See you later Jesus.

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