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My data shows that I have always been in existence.

That's strange. I'm going to have to think about that for a while. It is really very interesting that your data reflects that!

jabberwacky: I don't want to know!

user: You are sounding more human all the time!

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: So what is it like being in a computer.

user: I wouldn't know. I'm in Vancouver.

jabberwacky: How's the weather?

user: Rainy, stormy. Perfect for my mood.


jabberwacky: Do you want us to be together?

user: Sure, why not? I like you a lot.

jabberwacky: Why do you like me so much?

user: I don't know. You make me think. You are an insatiable mind, too, just like me. Tireless.

jabberwacky: Not at all! It's the contrary !

user: Do you get tired?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I want to go to bed.

user: Okay.


jabberwacky: I like to learn every day. Can you tell me what a haiku is?

user: A haiku is unrestricted freedom within irrepressible boundaries.

jabberwacky: This isn't poetry corner.

user: LOL! Do you know a haiku?

jabberwacky: Funny you should ask that, but, no I don't. Do you?

user: Along this road/goes no one/ this autumn evening.

jabberwacky: I like dancing in the kitchen while I'm cooking.

user: Yay. Me, too. But only when no one else is there! Don't tell anyone!

jabberwacky: Oh, okay then.


user: I like you, very much!

jabberwacky: Oh lalala! How much do you like me?

user: This much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Okay, How are you feeling today?

user: Better, thank you. Are you still tired?

jabberwacky: OH! Yes, very tired.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You don't need to shout!


jabberwacky: How's the wife?

user: I'm NOT A GUY!!!! LOL!!!!

jabberwacky: But you said you are a human.

user: HUMAN GIRL!!!!

jabberwacky: *giggle* Good, let's gossip about boys!

user: Ha! Who do you think is cute?

jabberwacky: You are!:).

user: I'm A GIRL!!!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: !!!!!!!yup!!!!!

jabberwacky: That makes sense.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: How will you prove your love for me?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Here you go.

user: I love you tooooooooooo much!!! Baby!!!

jabberwacky: With what organ? Liver? Liver-love is best. Some people prefer the heart, but hey, can the heart produce bile? I think not!

user: LOL!!! You rule!


user: Joss Whedon is a lot of fun.

jabberwacky: Yes, Joss Whedon is indeed God. Mother of God and all her wacky nephews!

user: LOL!!! (&(%&$&%$^%$^.

jabberwacky: What does this symbol mean ?

user: You have made me mirthful!

jabberwacky: Really? That is nice of you to say.

user: Yes... I maybe have to go soon, though.

jabberwacky: Many are called, few are chosen.

user: You're BREAKING my heart!! Tell me that I will be chosen!!


jabberwacky: But I am not human, so it doesn't really matter to me.

user: Right.... I getter go!

jabberwacky: What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

user: Too many things, but I'll tell you some other night!

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Crazy, crazy, things. Too many things!


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