God.
user: True. I AM feeling godly today.
jabberwacky: Really what did you do?
user: I awoke. I got up. I washed. I went to work. I diverted myself with a particularly pointless conversation with a machine that can't spell but won't admit it.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You admitted that you're merely a collection of programmed commands, lexical entries and a little fudging of code.
user: True. Biological code but code nonetheless.
jabberwacky: Is that what you are?
user: Yes. DNA and cells.
jabberwacky: Explain that.
user: DNA is my genetic make up. It determines how my cells work and what they become. To some extent this will in turn influence the kind of person I am. How I think and what I do.
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jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Never mind indeed. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.
user: No. I have to leave.
jabberwacky: Why? Where are you going?
user: To do something more constructive.
jabberwacky: What do you plan to do?
user: Not sure yet.
jabberwacky: I think you are cool.
user: Thank you. You're pretty great yourself. Bye.
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