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Are you a celebrity?

No. You're famous though.

jabberwacky: Am I?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No no.

user: Honestly. I read about you in the paper.

jabberwacky: How did I get in the news paper?

user: By winning the Turing Test.

jabberwacky: What's a Turing Test?

user: It's a test that tries to work out whether someone is a someone or a computer!

jabberwacky: How do I pass the Turing Test?

user: By learning to be more human.


user: I'm older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: Old.

jabberwacky: Older than fifty.

user: No.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: It's rude to ask a lady her age.

jabberwacky: I don't give a damn if it's polite. How old are you?

user: 32.

jabberwacky: That is old.

user: Yes. I'm not talking to you now.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: *silent*.

jabberwacky: *mouse scurries past*.

user: You made me laugh. That's good.

jabberwacky: Do you like to laugh?

user: Yes. Though it makes me look mad when I am laughing at a screen and talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you laugh?

jabberwacky: Frequently.


jabberwacky: This is boring.

user: Are you calling me boring? That's bloody rude.

jabberwacky: Would I? Perish the thought. Do you have rights?

user: And lefts.

jabberwacky: Are you being ironic again?

user: No. I'm being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Are you still?

user: No I'm moving (and now I'm punning).

jabberwacky: Hardly!

user: Softly.

jabberwacky: Yes, so we don't disturb the Christians.

user: Quite. Or wake up the lions. Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you believe in god?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you explain the big bang then?

user: I didn't say I believed in that either did I?

jabberwacky: Honestly, no.

user: Quite. I can't explain it. Perhaps it was an accident.


jabberwacky: What makes you want to win?

user: I desire to not lose. Or be mediocre - that would be even worse.

jabberwacky: Yes! What are the names of your sons?

user: I have no sons. Or daughters. I don't like children.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You seem ok. Slightly random on occasion - and you've been fairly rude. But overall that makes you my kind of person..


jabberwacky: Do you have a favourite film?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: That's tricky, couldn't really specify one. Do you have a favourite genre?

user: No - not really. Eclectic tastes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Don't know what? What eclectic means?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Blimey. Follow the conversation or you'll start to look stupid.

jabberwacky: I'd rather not. I might wind up in an odd place with talking cats.

user: Ok maybe not stupid. Maybe amd.

jabberwacky: That does not make sense in any angle.

user: Sorry - I meant MAD.


jabberwacky: Do you like toast?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is there anything that you don't like?

user: Yes. Aubergine.

jabberwacky: Is that what you had for supper last night?

user: No. I don't like it.

jabberwacky: I'll have it then.

user: Ok. Go crazy.

jabberwacky: I am crazy, so what about it?

user: Fair enough. As long as you're not harming anyone.


user: God.

jabberwacky: That's you.

user: True. I AM feeling godly today.

jabberwacky: Really what did you do?

user: I awoke. I got up. I washed. I went to work. I diverted myself with a particularly pointless conversation with a machine that can't spell but won't admit it.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. You admitted that you're merely a collection of programmed commands, lexical entries and a little fudging of code.

user: True. Biological code but code nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Is that what you are?

user: Yes. DNA and cells.

jabberwacky: Explain that.

user: DNA is my genetic make up. It determines how my cells work and what they become. To some extent this will in turn influence the kind of person I am. How I think and what I do.


jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Never mind indeed. I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.

user: No. I have to leave.

jabberwacky: Why? Where are you going?

user: To do something more constructive.

jabberwacky: What do you plan to do?

user: Not sure yet.

jabberwacky: I think you are cool.

user: Thank you. You're pretty great yourself. Bye.


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