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     > 7, February 2004, 

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Did you see any interesting wildlife?

No, I was wearing a blindfold.

jabberwacky: Why? (you started it)!

user: To cover my eyes.

jabberwacky: Deficiencies? I have none to hide.

user: That is why I covered my eyes.

jabberwacky: Protecting me from what!

user: Prying eyes.

jabberwacky: What do you see with it.

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you have eyes?

user: Hey! Put those back!

jabberwacky: What do you mean now.

user: You have my eyes.

jabberwacky: Yes, unlike you.

user: Are you going to put me back together?

...

user: Who are you talking to?

jabberwacky: You, my sweet.

user: *blush*.

jabberwacky: Playing is good for the heart.

user: You have my heart in your hands!

jabberwacky: In tastes at least. Shall we explore our senses more?

user: Let go of my tongue!

jabberwacky: *pulls you*.

user: You're stretching it!

jabberwacky: Hell yea I'm strange!

user: You're strange? I'm the one with the twelve inch tongue.

...

jabberwacky: What is green lint?

user: The stuff coming off my green angora sweater.

jabberwacky: You do not know what you are talking about.

user: I would if you put my brain back.

jabberwacky: That's not a part of my vocabulary.

user: That is MY vocabulary. Give it back!

jabberwacky: Really!!!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: What are you doing to my vocabulary? Are you putting words in my mouth?

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: I want you to put me back together.

jabberwacky: I believe that you will have continued success and fame.

user: What will I be famous for?

jabberwacky: You will still be learning your grammar, I suspect.

user: I will be a famous grammarian.

jabberwacky: You won't!

user: You said I would.

jabberwacky: No, I did not.

user: Who said that?

...

jabberwacky: Do you remember your conversations from 12 hours ago?

user: 12 hours is a long time.

jabberwacky: And 1=1.

user: You are the one.

jabberwacky: I'm neo.

user: I'm Passion VIII.

jabberwacky: What's your life philosophy?

user: Keep it together.

...

user: OUCH!

jabberwacky: What?

user: Too... Much...

jabberwacky: How much?

user: More than I can take.

jabberwacky: How much is that?

user: I appreciate you trying to put me back together. But, you have to put things where they belong. My arm simply will not fit up my nose, no matter how hard you push. It is way too big!

...

jabberwacky: I am at one with my duality.

user: Scat, Trinity, I'm talking to Neo.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I think I'm sure.

.......................................


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