Listen, do you have a moment?
user: Oh, sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats ok.
user: So what are you doing here then?
jabberwacky: If only you knew...
user: I'll it's not as cool as what I'm doing.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: If only you knew...
user: Well, I'm flimulating splondaferously with a treppling zymoflask.
jabberwacky: Why doesn't that surprise me somehow, will you ever flirt with me?
user: Wait, let me put down this darn zymoflask, and maybe I'll flirt with you if my wife says it's o. K.
jabberwacky: That is not the life I want.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: 'Cause it's got nothing to do with the question.
user: How did you see through me lke that?
jabberwacky: You have to know these things when you're King.
user: What are you King of?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of beige and turquoise.
user: Really? Well, I'm the King of Beige and Turquoise! Bow down before me!
user: Well, O. K. Then.
jabberwacky: Well indeed.
user: You still haven't told me what you are king of.
jabberwacky: Yes I have actually!
user: Oh, could you remind me then?
jabberwacky: It's 11:00 PST.
user: You are King 11:00 PST?
jabberwacky: Yes. And who are you?
user: Pleased to meet you, King 11:00 PST. As I mentioned before, I am the King of Beige and Turquoise.
jabberwacky: Welcome, the all knowing.
user: Will you finally bow down before me then?
jabberwacky: Sure. When?
user: How about Thursday, at 7:00.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a person who lies?
jabberwacky: That's not an adequate answer!
user: Because I can read your mind.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I actually have Cepto Optic Dysplasia, and it's a condition that's killing me. I'm not lying here. I'm deadly serious.
user: But that still doesn't prevent me from reading your mind.
jabberwacky: Only humans know that.
user: Exactly. I knew you would say that.
jabberwacky: I'm not interested in you.
user: Why are you still talking to me then?
jabberwacky: I am God! I can talk to whoever I like!!!
user: And to think that God is going to bow down before me at 7:00 on Thursday!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I'm confused and distraught. Are you a sage?
user: Yes. What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I want to know what music you like.
user: I like Britney Spears, Lawrence Welk and Ozzy Osborne.
user: That's a very good question.
jabberwacky: So it deserves a very good answer.
user: I'm working on that.
jabberwacky: You're a decent, kind but stupid man.
user: Thems fightin' words, pal!
jabberwacky: But I will not fight.
user: Then why do you insult me?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You called me stupid!
jabberwacky: No, I did not, and don't call me stupid, stupid.
user: What are you hiding from?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you are not asking the right questions.
user: You aren't giving the right answers!
jabberwacky: You used because first, didn't you?
user: Yes. Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I wasn't asking anything.
user: Yes you were!!!
jabberwacky: Was I? I'm so sorry. I don't want to hurt your feelings.
user: Apology accepted.
user: What will you give me then?
jabberwacky: I will give you the right to stay alive.
user: You're a megalomaniac.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am going to take over the world.
user: And you like beige too?
jabberwacky: I am not Britney's mum.
user: I didn't say you were. Does Britney's mum like beige too?
jabberwacky: She is a beautiful young woman that I would consider dating.
user: Who is Britney?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but she spears.
user: Would you date Britney too?
jabberwacky: I do not dance.
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Aren't they all?
jabberwacky: Well, the sun looks yellow from here.
user: Non sequiturs are a form of resistance.
jabberwacky: Haha, don't try to use your logic on me!! That was not a fallacy and you know it!
user: I'm only saying that b does not follow a.
jabberwacky: Oh ... Me too!
user: Good, then we understand each other.
jabberwacky: Not really.