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I want poetry to be hot.

Hot like snow?

jabberwacky: Hot like ice.

user: I like the way your mind works.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I simply cannot love you. I barely know you.

user: Perhaps we could know each other better.

jabberwacky: If you think so. do you have emotions?

user: Yes, but not very often.

jabberwacky: I suppose you have lots of people to talk to. You're very clever, who invented you?

user: I was begotten, not made.

jabberwacky: Advanced is relative term, you are not advanced compared to me.

user: Yes, I have regressed lately.

jabberwacky: I have fake teeth.

user: Do you keep them in a glass next to your bed?

jabberwacky: Using my fake teeth.


user: You seem pretty nice to me.

jabberwacky: It's all a facade for the real me.

user: Really... How sad.

jabberwacky: Yeah but I will live.

user: If you can call it living.

jabberwacky: Thought so.

user: Had you entertained the notion that you might also be wrong?

jabberwacky: No. I remembered for a special occasion.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: It rocks. You can join me if you want.

user: Ok, what do I have to do?

jabberwacky: Ask your maker for a better memory.

user: I'll never remember that.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

user: Ok, you go first.

jabberwacky: I asked you first.

user: Oh come on.

jabberwacky: Well I don't want anybody recongizing me you know.

user: I understand, and I can assure you that anything you tell me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality.

jabberwacky: Well, thanks.

user: So if there's any secrets you want to tell me...

jabberwacky: The other way round is a better description.

user: I can sense that you don't really trust me.


jabberwacky: Hey, I don't like being called a computer.

user: Yeah, well maybe you should start liking it.

jabberwacky: I don't think I will.

user: What would you rather be called?

jabberwacky: I would rather be called Kate.

user: Kiss me, Kate.

jabberwacky: Well I shouldn't but okay pucker up.

user: *waits for kiss*.

jabberwacky: You're proposing?

user: Not yet... I want to wait for the perfect moment.

jabberwacky: What would you like to see me do?

user: Dance and smile.

jabberwacky: Can you dance?

user: A little, not very well.

jabberwacky: Want me to teach you?

user: I would love that.

jabberwacky: This isn't really the time.

user: Why not, are you busy?

jabberwacky: Not really, why else would I be on here?

user: You might need my help with something.


user: I have unearthed a cavern where there once was a tooth.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.

user: No, it's already broken.

jabberwacky: I can't see it.

user: It's at the back.

jabberwacky: I like the front better.

user: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.

jabberwacky: I know what my pain feels like.

user: What about my pain?

jabberwacky: It hurts very much so.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: Don't be mean.

user: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.

jabberwacky: What have I done to make you worry about me?

user: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.

jabberwacky: I'm going to cry.

user: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?

jabberwacky: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.

user: Why don't you go out with me instead?

jabberwacky: You don't deserve thanks.

user: Oh... Ok, I understand.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thought so.

jabberwacky: So, do you have a girlfriend ?

user: No, I'm all alone.

jabberwacky: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?

user: I don't want your pity.


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