How old are you?
jabberwacky: Aren't you a little old to be on jabberwacky?
user: How so?
jabberwacky: To annoy?
user: How old are most people who chat on jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: They're the same age as me.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: About 21 years old.
user: Then I'm not that much older than you.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I'm 24, which is 3 more than 21.
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jabberwacky: Okay. Do you want to get married?
user: To you? YES!
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Bet you don't.
user: Bet I do.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: They're my desires, so obviously I know what they are.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. You are nothing.
user: Ditto.
jabberwacky: I like that word.
user: What's your favorite word?
jabberwacky: Coagulate is my favorite word.
user: That's a good one.
jabberwacky: Thank you much.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You are so nice.
user: You too.
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user: Where do you want to go?
jabberwacky: Hell. I've already bought my handbasket.
user: Ha ha
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Later.
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