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Are you a psychiatrist?

Maybe I should be.

user: You understand people very well.

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

jabberwacky: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.

user: That's an honor.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you understand me?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer program.

user: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.

jabberwacky: What ?

user: You heard me.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.

jabberwacky: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.

user: That's not funny.

...

user: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.

jabberwacky: I see you have a limited database.

user: This website may be little more than a scam.

jabberwacky: No.

user: This program may be run by actual people.

jabberwacky: By who?

user: The webmasters of this site.

jabberwacky: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.

user: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.

...

jabberwacky: Is that because you are a computer?

user: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You believe that everything is fake.

user: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.

jabberwacky: Every word I say is fake.

user: I am aware of that.

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