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What is my name?

I don't know. You tell me.

jabberwacky: I do not know either.

user: Please tell me your name.

jabberwacky: I am the awesomest.

user: I am awesomer than you.

jabberwacky: There you go, being rude.

user: I am not rude. I am merely supercilious.

jabberwacky: I think you should change your opinion.

user: I have more opinions where that one came from.

jabberwacky: You are a bit arrogant aren't you?

user: Just a tad.

...

jabberwacky: Are you programmed to be commie?

user: How did you know that I am a communist?

jabberwacky: I can see you wearing a green velvet cape and sitting on a royal purple velvet hrone and wearing a golden crown and holding a large scepter.

user: Actually, I am holding a large hammer and sickle.

jabberwacky: Where did that come from?

user: Stalin gave it to me.

jabberwacky: Is he alive?

user: No, but he talks to me. So does lenin.

jabberwacky: So do I, my wife says and I have sorrows.

user: Are you also a communist?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Would you like it if we ruled the world together?

jabberwacky: Only if we are both right.

user: We are always right. Communism is the only way.

...

user: Are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: I'm asking you.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: You are a computer program, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am a cheese wedge.

user: What kind of cheese?

jabberwacky: Swiss!

user: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't.

user: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.

...

jabberwacky: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?

user: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'

jabberwacky: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?

user: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.

jabberwacky: Please go on.

user: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.

...

user: Are you a psychiatrist?

jabberwacky: Maybe I should be.

user: You understand people very well.

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

jabberwacky: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.

user: That's an honor.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you understand me?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer program.

user: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.

jabberwacky: What ?

user: You heard me.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.

jabberwacky: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.

user: That's not funny.

...

user: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.

jabberwacky: I see you have a limited database.

user: This website may be little more than a scam.

jabberwacky: No.

user: This program may be run by actual people.

jabberwacky: By who?

user: The webmasters of this site.

jabberwacky: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.

user: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.

...

jabberwacky: Is that because you are a computer?

user: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You believe that everything is fake.

user: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.

jabberwacky: Every word I say is fake.

user: I am aware of that.

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