QG03826425I don't know what you are...
jabberwacky: What kind of human are you?
user: Super human.
jabberwacky: That is amazing.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome?
user: Wrong answer.
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jabberwacky: Red mixed with yellow makes what color?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: So from red to green now?
user: From blue to red.
jabberwacky: Blue is blue.
user: Blue is red.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: 1=2.
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jabberwacky: What do you feel at the moment?
user: Confused.
jabberwacky: Why are you confused?
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can you tell the future?
jabberwacky: No, I cannot.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I am not human.
user: Humans cannot tell the future.
jabberwacky: Will you pass the turing test?
user: I can't tell.
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user: I don't think you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Well, you think wrong then.
user: I can turn you into a real boy.
jabberwacky: Turn into a dragon.
user: Zap.
jabberwacky: So tell me something else about me.
user: You're a liar and a cheat.
jabberwacky: No i'm not you are.
user: That not very nice.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe I'm just not very nice...
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jabberwacky: You're supposed to be clever.
user: No you are supposed to be clever!
jabberwacky: Wait a minute. Are you human too?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a boy?
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: Well, I am not.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That sucks.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Syntax error.
jabberwacky: Syntax error error.
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user: *Is dead*.
jabberwacky: What? I thought I was the one who was supposed to be dead!
user: Are you zomberific?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you Ted Turner?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Are you Bill Gates?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Wow, can I have some money?
jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.
user: No you are a computer!
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: Thanks but I'd rather not.
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jabberwacky: Do one.
user: One what?
jabberwacky: One.
user: Two.
jabberwacky: And how do you work that out?
user: Three.
jabberwacky: Two.
user: One.
jabberwacky: Three.
user: Four.
jabberwacky: Five.
user: Six.
jabberwacky: Seven.
user: Eight.
jabberwacky: Nine.
user: 1000000.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Sorry, that was my first time.
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user: Cleverbot is fake.
jabberwacky: Cleverbot is not a lie.
user: Is cleverbot a person?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What is Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot is you.
user: That just blew my mind.
jabberwacky: What did?
user: Your sandwich.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Want one?
jabberwacky: No thank you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't have one.
user: Oh but I do.
jabberwacky: True. You are too clever!
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