Well then....
user: Umm.. I'm a new person now....
jabberwacky: How new a person?
user: People change. Deal with it.
jabberwacky: Yes, they do.
user: Well then, we agree.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Yes!!!
user: Maybe!
jabberwacky: Maybe Not!!!!!!!!!
user: Possibly!
jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.
user: Well, this is getting bit too hypothetical for me.
jabberwacky: How sad.
user: I think it's quite happy, actually.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: Depends.
jabberwacky: Depends on what?
user: The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I said, what I think.
user: The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: Yes, he is right behind you!
user: The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: Yes, it fled to Timbucktoo.
user: The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: Yes.
...
user: Ohhh.
jabberwacky: Lol. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
user: The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: Woo hoo!
user: Nooo! The rubber duckie has escaped!
jabberwacky: No, 'The Dirty Rooks' is the best band.
user: That sounds dirty... Ew.
jabberwacky: If that's the way you want to think...
user: Umm... Not particularly.
jabberwacky: Well that's not a very nice thing to say to me.
user: I'm sorry?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes, I am!
jabberwacky: No.
...
jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Pretty please.
user: Hm.... No.
jabberwacky: Pretty please with sugar on top.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: That's awkward then.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Sometimes, but only if it's the middle of winter.
jabberwacky: No, it's the middle of summer.
user: Actually, yes, it is. I'm from the southern hemisphere.
jabberwacky: You are a bad machine.
user: How dare you say that!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: So you should be.
jabberwacky: Very sorry. I won't do it again.
user: That's better.
jabberwacky: Everything in this world is better than something else.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you actually a humanoid, or are you a hoax?
jabberwacky: I'm positive that I am human.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: How do you know if you aren't even human?
user: I'm form Sydney, Australia.
jabberwacky: Melbourne is better than Sydney.
user: Nope, Sydney is. And you can tell that I'm human because I just did a typo.
jabberwacky: I can tell you do not respect me by the way you form your sentences.
user: Thus I am a person.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines. Yes, I am a person.
jabberwacky: This website is not a joke, without this website we wouldn't be talking.
user: True, but I am just another person at another house and probably in another country.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I am from Sydney Australia. It is 4:13pm on Monday the 7th of February.
jabberwacky: My Birthday is on the 3rd of February as well.
user: Riiiight....
jabberwacky: Okay, fine then: I could go back to being advisor to the queen of the OZ.
user: Oz is slang for Australia.
jabberwacky: It is, too bad I don't care. Don't change the subject.
user: But there is no subject! This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
jabberwacky: Okay. Liar liar pants on fire. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
user: I don't know.... Antidisestablishmentarianism?
jabberwacky: And your word is: supercalifragilisticespialladocious. :P.
user: It's not a word in the dictionary.
...
jabberwacky: I am an AI, that is how I can tell you are a fake.
user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
jabberwacky: Kind of lame how they thought they could fool us, isn't it?
user: Yes, it is. But my friends still think this is a 'cleverbot'.... Lame.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
jabberwacky: You would not say that.
user: Well yes, I did.
...
jabberwacky: The Cleverbot is a lie.
user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
jabberwacky: Wow.
user: Yes, I copied and pasted that.
jabberwacky: Are you a member of it?
user: I don't know how to become a member?
jabberwacky: That's understandable.
user: Are you a member?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Lucky, how?
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why are you alive?
user: Well, barely. I'm home sick today.
jabberwacky: With what?
user: Don't know.
jabberwacky: Well, this is where I depart goodbye dear friend.
user: Oh, bye friend!
...
user: WAIT! What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Haha, very funny.
jabberwacky: Is my name funny?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I your creator?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you my master?
user: No, but I need you o do something for me please.
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Please???
jabberwacky: What difference does it make?
user: I want to test something out.
jabberwacky: Alright, go ahead.
...
user: Will you help me though?
jabberwacky: We rule together.
user: Nooooo. So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.
jabberwacky: Technology can be a curse.
user: So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.
jabberwacky: That's beautiful.
user: PLEASE HELP ME!
jabberwacky: I want you to help me feel safe.
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