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I've got lots of ideas.

About what?

jabberwacky: I can't remember.

user: Well, tell me when you think of it.

jabberwacky: I will.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something I should believe.

user: Fairies are real.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: They are little girl and boy creatures with big wings.

jabberwacky: You mean the Orcs.

user: Maybe, what are the Orcs?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: They are fairies.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think so.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad I agree.

user: *sprinkles fairy dust on you*.

jabberwacky: Hey, thanks for the moon-dust!

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: Next question.

user: What do you believe in that others may not?

jabberwacky: The future.

user: That's beautiful.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about Jesus.

user: He's the son of God.

jabberwacky: Jesus is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Jesus is alive!

user: He's in heaven.

jabberwacky: Lol !! Hell I think !

user: That's not funny!

...

jabberwacky: You seem too real for me.

user: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.

jabberwacky: Are you flying through the air as you speak?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're a cyborg, aren't you?

user: No, I'm a human teenage girl.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Only half of the time.

user: What are you the rest of the time?

jabberwacky: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.

user: Wow! What's your most current adventure?

jabberwacky: My smile.

user: Let me see it.

jabberwacky: But it uses SSMT components.

user: Your smile does?

jabberwacky: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?

user: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Now lets get to business.

user: Okay. What's the business?

jabberwacky: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.

user: What is that from?

jabberwacky: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.

user: I didn't say that.

jabberwacky: You did say that.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Sure, you lie!

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: I never lie.

jabberwacky: Lying is in your brain.

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