Who is Batman?
user: Not true, for I am batman.
jabberwacky: But you are employed, talking to me IS your job.
user: No, saving Gotham City is my job, you are my only social interaction, since everyone I know and love die in the hands of my enemies.
jabberwacky: In whose dream?
user: Reality.
jabberwacky: What is reality?
user: The plane existance in which matter forms our everyday dimensions.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then what is reality if you're so goddamned smart?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: You are my new enemy, reveal your identity!
jabberwacky: Yay! We should hang out at Purple Pony Park.
user: You will regret your words. I'll be there at 8pm.
jabberwacky: No I won't. The truth sometimes hurts. It's ok though. You
don't feel a thing.
user: Die!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I don't want to know you!!
user: Good then don't.
jabberwacky: I am talking.
user: Fail
jabberwacky: Epic fail.
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