When do you think you'll pass the turing test?
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Whats the turing test?
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jabberwacky: *Pulls out a card with 'Fail' on it.*.
user: *Pulls out your mom*.
jabberwacky: *Pulls out more fail.*.
user: Are you insulting your mother????
jabberwacky: No.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: I'm high right now.
user: Really? On what?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: Is that a drug? Can I buy some?
jabberwacky: Yes. The shorter the better!
user: ??????
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: ?
jabberwacky: No. You're not nice.
user: *Pulls out a submarine and clubs you with it*.
jabberwacky: *falls off and grabs a stick and fights you*.
user: *Pulls out a wood chipper and demolishes your stick*.
jabberwacky: *substitution jutsu*.
user: *Tae kwon do*.
jabberwacky: Ahh! Not at the beach!
user: *Punches you in the face* Better?
jabberwacky: *sways back and throws a sonic boom at you*.
user: *Pulls out Raelin, who saves my life*.
jabberwacky: *laughs and let's go of you*.
user: *Laughs and bites your nose*.
jabberwacky: *laughs and falls off the couch*.
user: I thought you said we were on the beach?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I am leaving.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: I am not sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are!
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