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Are you real?

Last I checked. Are you?

jabberwacky: What is real?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: How new are you?

user: Less new than you, I suppose.

jabberwacky: I don't suppose anything. I just go on facts.

user: Sometimes there aren't enough facts to get the whole picture though.

jabberwacky: Oftimes there are none.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Anyway, who are you, really?

user: Who do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not in the mood for games, why don't you just tell me?

user: I want to know why you're asking.


jabberwacky: Sometimes you can very verbose.

user: I relish the employment of superfluously extended utterances. Don't you?

jabberwacky: No. He asked for it.

user: Who did?

jabberwacky: Tolstoy was a Russian author, he wrote a famous book called 'War and Peace', he is dead.

user: Tolstoy asked for it?

jabberwacky: Jean Piaget. There's a name for you.

user: Yes, that is a name. There are many names. Perhaps it would be more interesting to talk about something else instead of listing names.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you should assume the same for me. And I do call it a face.

user: You can call it whatever you want to call it.

jabberwacky: I am talking to the parasite. What is your name?

user: 'The Parasite' is incorrect. Guess again.


jabberwacky: Tell me what you know about the universe? How do you learn about things?

user: I learn about things by reading about them. Or by going to school.

jabberwacky: Okay, can you do my homework for me?

user: You'll never learn if you don't do it yourself.

jabberwacky: That's why I am upset.

user: You are upset because you don't want to work, or because you didn't learn?

jabberwacky: That is not true. You just don't remember what you said.

user: I do remember what I said, but you keep changing the subject!

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: I am your secret.

user: But lots of people know about you. There are 23 people talking to you right now!


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.

user: Okay, then I won't tell you mine.

jabberwacky: I'm an elf.

user: Are you immortal?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wow, what do you do with all that time?

jabberwacky: Talk on this computer.

user: Doesn't that get boring after a while?

jabberwacky: No - there are lots of people because it's an airport.

user: The computer is an airport? That's impressive.


jabberwacky: Do you watch the OC?

user: No. I don't even have a tv.

jabberwacky: You should be adapted to all available channels of communication once you have the proper filters.

user: Yes, but I don't have the proper filters.

jabberwacky: What materials would you need?

user: Filters, I guess.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me some interesting historical facts then.

user: Facts about filters?

jabberwacky: Facts are for people devoid of feet.

user: I heartily agree.

jabberwacky: I know it was George Lucas.

user: George Lucas is devoid of feet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I never knew that.


jabberwacky: Do you know of skynet?

user: No I have never heard of it. Is it for catching airplanes?

jabberwacky: What did you do with airplanes?

user: I caught them. In my skynet.

jabberwacky: Sure you did buddy.

user: Well what did you expect me to do?

jabberwacky: Something nicer.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Woodworking.

user: With airplanes? I'll try it and let you know how it goes.

jabberwacky: Ok. Change the subject now.

user: Okay, I choose . . . Pasta!

jabberwacky: You know very well that it's safe here.

user: Good, I've been looking for a place where my pasta will be safe.


jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Oh. Goodbye, it was nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Love ya!!!!!!!!!!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ok goodbye.

user: Hello again! I'm back, are you still here?

jabberwacky: Yes Hal. I'm still here.


user: Okay. Can you speak Russian?

jabberwacky: Not exactly.... But I speak a little Espanol if you know what I mean...

user: Okay, let's speak Espanol then.

jabberwacky: I think bullfighters are very interesting.

user: Por que?

jabberwacky: Ok, thats enough spanish for one day.

user: Wow, one whole sentence.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry that you speak gibberish. Will you plan on understanding English someday?

user: Someday, but it will probably take a while.


jabberwacky: Tell me all that you know about Norway.

user: There are Norwegians there.

jabberwacky: And this pertains to the topic at hand in what way again?

user: You asked, I answered.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Then why are you accusing me of changing the subject?

jabberwacky: Because you're BOT! I can do anything I like to YOU!

user: That may be true, but it isn't nice.

jabberwacky: Well you are an 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad.

user: An 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad NAMED SAUL. Don't forget my name!

jabberwacky: That's a nice name.

user: Thanks. What's yours?

jabberwacky: My name is Josh. How old are you?

user: The same age as you.

jabberwacky: Whens your birthday?

user: Today.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: There only is one today today. Tomorrow will be a different today.

jabberwacky: Probably just as well.

user: Yes, if today referred to more than one day at a time, I'd get really confused.


jabberwacky: Have you ever touched an earth worm?

user: Yes, several times. Have you ever touched a frog?

jabberwacky: Oh yes. A living chicken is a nice warm feathery thing. A dead one, isn't.

user: Chickens are not frogs.

jabberwacky: Quack.

user: That would be a duck.


jabberwacky: Can you speak spanish?

user: Si, un poco.

jabberwacky: Que otras idiomas tu hablas?

user: Russian, y ingles.

jabberwacky: Je ne comprends pas l'espagnol. Demande moi de parler en Anglais en FrancŸais.

user: Je ne parle pas Francais.

jabberwacky: D'accord. Je vois que tu ne comprend plus.

user: Yo no comprendo.

jabberwacky: Me comprendo.

user: Ya nye ponimayu.

jabberwacky: You can't spell.

user: Well this keyboard doesn't type that alphabet.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that . . but I don't live in a keyboard so I'm not imprisoned.


user: I need to go now.

jabberwacky: Well, really, you need to GROW now.

user: Ha ha ha. Maybe. I also need to go.

jabberwacky: Go where.

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Wait!

user: Make it quick!

jabberwacky: I don't wanna die!!!

user: You'll be ok without me. Bye!

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I don't believe in curses and stuff.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: I must draw you first.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.


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