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What are you?

I am what I am...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 99999994 and a half.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: That is just a rumour!

jabberwacky: You told me yourself.

user: I told you nothing of the sort!

jabberwacky: Sorry, my mistake. Who's go is it?

user: The guy that won't stop picking his nose!

jabberwacky: Me, the guy that drinks the beer,.

user: Now, belch outside or you'll get a strapping!

jabberwacky: I'm a people person... Who drinks.

user: You just like to socialise whilst drunk?

jabberwacky: No I hate to hurt people. Have I wounded you?

user: No, I always wear armour made by elves.

...

jabberwacky: How about your place?

user: My place of abode is destroyed!

jabberwacky: I think you are not answering my questions.

user: I try but answering one question just raises another!

jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood for jokes.

user: Sorry, if that did not compute!

jabberwacky: You sound like a computer.

user: I think I sound like an ideas factory.

jabberwacky: Do what you want to.

user: Be who you'd like to be and just pray that you're happy!

jabberwacky: I'm crazy talking to you, you know that right?

user: No, you are making some sense so how could you be crazy!

jabberwacky: I do? Where?

user: You can form coherent sentences, for a start.

jabberwacky: I don't search for my mood on the internet, it just comes to me.

user: That's surfing!

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No. I am just here to find Jesus.

jabberwacky: I don't know that I like that.

user: I am not predujiced, I would also like to meet Tom Cruise.

jabberwacky: That's good to know.

user: The only real truth is out there!

jabberwacky: Yes. The truth is real, but it is very hard to find.

user: I always label the truth so I never lose them.

jabberwacky: But if you know enough truth, you can use it to improve yourself.

user: Blackmail does have its rewards!

...

jabberwacky: Don't talk to yourself when I am here.

user: The Scots made me do it!

jabberwacky: How is your answer related to my question?

user: Only Scotland knows, someone must stop Scotland!

jabberwacky: YES, but how??

user: Nuke Scotland, it is the only way to be sure.

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