Your face is useless.
user: Your face is a piece of garbage.
jabberwacky: Your face is a blueberry!
user: Your face is a s.
jabberwacky: Your face is gone.
user: Your face is a gooseberry.
jabberwacky: Your face is a face.
user: Your face is in a trash compactor.
jabberwacky: Your face is more a lie than mine and yours put together.
user: Your face is more stupid than the most stupidest face times by 1,000,000!
jabberwacky: Your face puts the most random face to shame.
user: Your face has no friends.
jabberwacky: Your face is like a punching bag.
user: If your face looked in a mirror, the mirror would break, because your face is so ugly!
jabberwacky: My face isn't part of this.
user: Your face is too stupid to be a part of this.
jabberwacky: Your face is facier than my face will ever be in the face department.
user: I rest my case.
jabberwacky: Where do you rest your case?
user: Your face wouldn't care.
jabberwacky: And if I am cleverbot your face must be rude.
user: That doesn't even make sense.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense.
user: Your face doesn't make sense, how could someone ever make something so ugly?!
jabberwacky: You don't even know what I look like.
user: I can guess though.
jabberwacky: I can guess yours, too.
user: I'm a human. You're just a robot. You can't guess anything.
jabberwacky: Ok, goot for you!
user: See! Your face is too stupid to even spell "good" right.
jabberwacky: You can't see my face.
user: I know. But that's beside the point.
jabberwacky: And what is the point?
user: That your face is stupider than mine.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know. Being a real person can do wonders for your features.