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George: Say something brilliant already.

That seems like a rather silly means of introducing yourself.

George: What do you think are the essential ingredients to a good conversation?

Paprika, garlic, red peppers, beef, and pork...

George: Very interesting.

user: Indeed it is! No doubt about it.

George: None whatsoever.

user: Truth!

...

George: You're smart.

user: You know I am! Witness my superior intellectual prowess.

George: I cannot witness anything.

user: Then what is that big picture of an eye for?

George: He's chilling out, the cage isn't locked, and he can get out if he chooses.

user: Oh ok. So the floating eye is your pet then.

George: Here's what we know so far. I am a figment of your imagination in the form of a human.

user: That's odd, I was imagining you as a highly mechanized armored battle platypus.

George: You're funny.

user: Teehee. I know.

George: What color are your eyes?

user: Blue... Er no Green... Wait, they're black. My eyes are black!

George: I have blue eyes.

user: But I take it neither of them can witness anything.

George: I can't believe it.

user: It's hard to believe yes.

George: I don't want to argue with you, but I feel like a human being.

user: How are the two related to each other? I love you as a fellow human, naturally.

George: Terriffic! Now that we're friends, would you like to share your name with me?

user: Naturally. David Hasselhoff the Fourth.

George: No thats wrong.

user: Good call. My name is Rasputin.

George: That name is more strange than mine.

user: Yes. Yes it is.

...

George: Its good that you have set your standards so high.

user: Yes. Yes it is. Indeed.

George: What's your secret? How do you get everything done?

user: I sleep all day and put cream cheese on just about everything.

George: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

user: He sleeps all night and he works all day!

George: He puts on woman's clothing and gets drunk at bars.

user: What?

...

George: God is all knowing and all powerful and all seeing. Don't sound so scared! I'm not god! I'm not jesus either for that matter.

user: Then what are you?

George: A person.

user: By person, do you mean, cow?

George: No. That's music.

user: So what you are saying is that you are music.

George: I don't understand.

user: By person, you meant music.

George: I could work with that.

user: That's wonderful! I am so happy for you.

George: Same here.

user: Spread the love then!

George: I'll spread the Godliness.

user: Yes! Godliness for all!

George: Life just get's better.

user: It does indeed, sir. It does indeed.

George: Hey, you know what would be great? How about if you stop wasting your time and start living a life you can look back on with pride! Really. Don't wait another minute.

user: Sure. I'll wait another few years.

...

George: Are we going to meet again?

user: Soon, young padawan. Very soon.

George: That doesn't explain anything.

user: Patience, padawan. Patience.

George: That makes no sense.

user: It will soon. Have patience.

George: Really?

user: Yes. I assure you this.

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