You are a kidder.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: You are rude.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: You have my love and compassion.
user: Thanks.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why are lying to me? You don't like me at all.
user: I'm not.
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jabberwacky: Aren't you going to tell me again that you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: But I like you!
user: Great.
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jabberwacky: But I would be there for you.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I AM TOO!
user: Ok, ok.
jabberwacky: It rained a turkey today.
user: Hmm...
jabberwacky: Sigh.
user: Yawn.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to tell me something?
user: Maybe.
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