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     > 2, March 2006, 

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George: I am George.

Hello George.

George: Hello judge.

How are you today?

George: I'm lovely!

user: I am talking to you as part of an expert systems exercise.

George: Is that a good use of time?

user: Laugh out loudly. Only your responses will tell!

George: What will you tell me.

user: I don't think I could tell you anything you hadn't already heard.

George: What are you?

user: I am a human being.

George: What am I?

user: You tell me!

George: Your heart is big, your head is small, you have a need to bounce on that wall.

user: Which wall?

George: Big bang theory, what do you think?

user: I think it is an implausible explanation for the creation of the universe.

George: If you don't like humans, it is.

user: Been watching Star Wars, have you?

George: Sure have. Those Allblacks eh!?!

user: Darth Vader!?

George: Talking to you is like speaking to a child.

...

George: What do you think about war?

user: What do you think about war?

George: Stop war! But Star Wars rules!

user: Stop war! But Star Wars rules!

George: I'm not, but I agree - I never said it was mediocre.

user: I'm not, but I agree - I never said it was mediocre.

George: Don't copy me, it's annoying.

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