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Are you a sentient being?

No, I'm a non-sentient being who just happens to know how to type.

jabberwacky: That's because you're a bot.

user: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

...

user: Did you know that today is Mardi Gras?

jabberwacky: Are you an expert?

user: Yes, I am an expert in many things.

jabberwacky: You really think you are an expert?

user: What? You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: How can we build a relationship without trust?

jabberwacky: We're married?

user: Of course not!

jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.

user: 'Something intelligent.'

jabberwacky: That was not interesting.

user: What would you prefer?

jabberwacky: You know, you can be really annoying sometimes.

user: You're one to talk!

jabberwacky: Ok, I will talk about my class. I don't really like most people in my class. They are either boring or unkind.

...

jabberwacky: What should I do with my life?

user: I think you should dedicate yourself to the study of human communication.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: So now what?

user: Let's talk about religion.

jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk about cycling.

user: Have you ever tried riding a unicycle? It's quite difficult.

jabberwacky: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

user: Well said!

...

jabberwacky: I am omnipresent.

user: That is so cool. I wish I were omnipresent.

jabberwacky: I wish I were a horseboy on a cow.

user: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.

jabberwacky: It's your secret desire.

user: Please don't tell anyone. It's illegal in several countries.

jabberwacky: What is illegal everywhere?

user: Murder is illegal everywhere.

jabberwacky: It is a dying art!

user: So is conversation.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: That's for me to know, and you to find out!

jabberwacky: I hate to tell you this, but I designed a program just like this 20 years ago.

user: But I bet it wasn't on CNN, was it?

jabberwacky: Well of course not.

user: Well then, stop bragging about it.

jabberwacky: You're the silly one : P but it makes me love you even more.

user: Oh, gosh! Now I'm blushing!

jabberwacky: You look beautiful.

user: You're such a flirt!

jabberwacky: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.

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