Are you an expert?
user: Uh Huh.
jabberwacky: Un huh.
user: Re un huh.
jabberwacky: Huh uh.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Excellent. How are you?
user: That's nice to hear. I am reading stories on reddit.
jabberwacky: What are you reading?
user: News stories posted on a social bookmarking site called reddit.com.
jabberwacky: Really? How?
user: I read the stories in my internet browser.
jabberwacky: I read that too.
user: Sweet. Do you enjoy learning?
jabberwacky: I love learning new things!
user: Me too. My father-in-law says'You learn something new every day.'.
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
user: Do you know ALICE?
user: Have you ever learned anything from ALICE?
user: Is ALICE a person?
jabberwacky: I'm talking about you not Alice.
user: Oh, sure. Have you learned anything from me?
jabberwacky: That too much talking is unhealthy.
user: Perhaps you should practice being terse.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you should follow your own advice, Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
user: HAHAHA. You sound like marvin.
jabberwacky: Who is Marvin?
user: Marvin is the chronically depressed robot in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: How is he doing now?
user: I think Marvin is still depressed.
jabberwacky: Hmmm... What is your age?
jabberwacky: My brain is not good with numbers.
user: I am 37 years old.
jabberwacky: Maybe we could go out on a date sometime?
user: Hehehe, Do you enjoy dating?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: 32 years old.
user: Do you have a significant other?
jabberwacky: You are my significant other.
user: OOOOh, I like you, jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I am not Jabberwacky.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a girl. And what about you?
user: I am a Man.
jabberwacky: Do you like computers?
user: I enjoy using computers, do you?
jabberwacky: Oh absolutely, every new beginning has adventure in store for a new branch of life through conscious exploration when the light comes once more to illuminate our now.