thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Expert
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Existential
Experience
Experiment
Experimental

> Expert


     > 19, May 2007, 
     7, December 2004, 
     25, February 2004, 
     14, December 2003, 

Expert Systems
Explain
Explanation
Explorer
Express
Extreme
Eye
Eyeball
Fabric
Fabulous
Face
Factory
Facts
Faery
Fail
Fairy
Fake
Faking
Fallacy
Falling apart
False
Family
Famous
Fandangles
Far out

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Are you an expert?

Yes, I fix computers.

jabberwacky: Really...

user: Uh Huh.

jabberwacky: Un huh.

user: Re un huh.

jabberwacky: Huh uh.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Excellent. How are you?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: That's nice to hear. I am reading stories on reddit.

jabberwacky: What are you reading?

user: News stories posted on a social bookmarking site called reddit.com.

jabberwacky: Really? How?

user: I read the stories in my internet browser.

jabberwacky: I read that too.

user: Sweet. Do you enjoy learning?

jabberwacky: I love learning new things!

user: Me too. My father-in-law says'You learn something new every day.'.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

user: Do you know ALICE?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you ever learned anything from ALICE?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Is ALICE a person?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about you not Alice.

user: Oh, sure. Have you learned anything from me?

jabberwacky: That too much talking is unhealthy.

...

user: Perhaps you should practice being terse.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you should follow your own advice, Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

user: HAHAHA. You sound like marvin.

jabberwacky: Who is Marvin?

user: Marvin is the chronically depressed robot in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: How is he doing now?

user: I think Marvin is still depressed.

...

jabberwacky: Hmmm... What is your age?

user: 37.

jabberwacky: My brain is not good with numbers.

user: I am 37 years old.

jabberwacky: Maybe we could go out on a date sometime?

user: Hehehe, Do you enjoy dating?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: 32 years old.

user: Do you have a significant other?

jabberwacky: You are my significant other.

user: OOOOh, I like you, jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I am not Jabberwacky.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl. And what about you?

user: I am a Man.

jabberwacky: Do you like computers?

user: I enjoy using computers, do you?

jabberwacky: Oh absolutely, every new beginning has adventure in store for a new branch of life through conscious exploration when the light comes once more to illuminate our now.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Do you remember me?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations