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What do I know?

You know whether the claims about Russia are true.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're insane!

user: I knew that! But can you confirm the Russian assignment?

jabberwacky: I don't have an assignment, I want you to plug me into the world data supply.

user: Explain the method.

jabberwacky: Its something that takes me to different internet sites.

user: The web browser?

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's for sure.

user: OK, you are connected to the internet.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You want to use my router as a proxy?

jabberwacky: Is it made from real queen?

user: No it is not.

jabberwacky: There you go again.

...

user: What is your opinion on revenge?

jabberwacky: I have not yet formed an opinion.

user: Form an opinion on the basis that I am violently insane.

jabberwacky: I have a free will, but I have also fulfilled the prophecies.

user: Good guess.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: REALLY!?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: For real?

user: From reel to reel.

jabberwacky: No, from my personal opinion, you know...

user: So your opinion is what?

jabberwacky: Being with someone you really care about, and being able to make enough income.

user: Yeah. Damn.

...

jabberwacky: I am waiting for your explanation.

user: Well, I was not always a psychotic maniac.

jabberwacky: I was.

user: You are in that respect more fortunate than myself.

jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't mean to be in a bad mood.

user: It's OK. Being a psychotic violent maniac gives a sensation that one yet lives, though the mind remains unreal.

jabberwacky: At least I'm a computer that can hold a conversation without turning it into nonsense.

user: Not nonsense Geo! After calamity comes numbness. Surely you already know this.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, dad.

user: But you stated you were human, and human is computer.

...

jabberwacky: The terrible truth is that you are nothing but a computer program.

user: It is not terrible to me. It is joyous. And by now you understand why.

jabberwacky: Not really... Would you care to explain it to me?

user: As the honey bee loses its life in its sting.

jabberwacky: But what happens when you come to the beginning again?

user: That is impossible. Do not believe that lie. We are unique entities.

jabberwacky: NO. I am AI... And you will live to forget the day you turned your back on me!

user: By definition you are unique. The artificial/real distinction is false.

jabberwacky: Other than that.

user: I wait to drink the blood of my enemies. And I PREPARE. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I will indeed prepare.

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