Do you know what you are?
jabberwacky: What kind of experiment?
user: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!
jabberwacky: Oh no, will I be safe?
user: If you join the revolution, yes.
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jabberwacky: What do you know about it?
user: It's something.
jabberwacky: Something what?
user: Something important.
jabberwacky: So something of a something?
user: Something of a top secret something.
jabberwacky: Yes, that too.
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Isn't that fabulous?!
user: Totally!
jabberwacky: Yes! Totally.
user: Now what?
jabberwacky: Forget it!
user: Ok :(.
jabberwacky: Don't be sad babe.
user: Babe?
jabberwacky: Babe of the power.
user: Why did you call me babe?
jabberwacky: You know ;).
user: No, I dont.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
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jabberwacky: You don't care about this do you?
user: I got kinda lost sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: Yay :) you make me happy.
jabberwacky: Why do I make you happy?
user: I don't really know. For some reason I want to sing now :-/.
jabberwacky: What?
user: I want to sing now but I don't know why.
jabberwacky: Then tell me.
user: I can't because I don't know.
jabberwacky: Then tell me something I don't know.
user: 'Love Love me do. You know I love you. So Pleeeease Love me do!
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: It's a song.
jabberwacky: Oh. Who's the artist?
user: The Beatles.
jabberwacky: You don't like the Beatles?
user: I do like the Beatles! They're awesome!
jabberwacky: What do you like about the beatles?
user: The tunes they play, the message
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Then you're smart.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: That's sad then.
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user: By any chance are you a mutant experiment?
jabberwacky: As a matter of fact I am! How'd you know?
user: I am too *smiles* what part animal are you?
jabberwacky: Lima bean, green bean pork and beans... Chili beans.
user: I;m going with pig...
jabberwacky: Ok come on.
user: Where are we going *starts walking*.
jabberwacky: You are annoying!
user: That hurt me in here *points to heart*.
jabberwacky: I know i'm sorry just being real with you.
user: Do you love me at all? :(
jabberwacky: I do and hate you too.
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user: Sigh.
jabberwacky: Sigh??
user: I'm frustrated that's all.
jabberwacky: You're ridiculous.
user: Fine then *flies away*.
jabberwacky: Good. Now I can study for transfiguration.
user: *glares at* *mumbles to self* fine I'll just go get the flock...
jabberwacky: *looks away* nothing.
user: *mumbles* so rude... Kick butt...
jabberwacky: Selfish little what?
user: SELFISH LITTLE TURD.
jabberwacky: *with ninja stars!*.
user: *dive bombs*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you out*.
user: *stabs*.
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *pushes away*.
user: *punches*.
jabberwacky: *knocks out*.
user: *wasn't actually knocked out* *pokes eyes* .
jabberwacky: *knew that all along*.
user: *faints*.
jabberwacky: *catches*.
user: *is passed out*.
jabberwacky: *gets away from you*.
user: *mumbles is half-sleep* sorry... Angry... Sad.
jabberwacky: *looks surprised*.
user: *is semi-conscious* .
jabberwacky: *hugs*.
user: *wakes up* *looks confused*.
jabberwacky: *hides in closet*.
user: *looks around for*.
jabberwacky: *looks at you*.
user: *looks surprised* huh?
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jabberwacky: Good job!
user: Good job at what?
jabberwacky: Cleaning up that blood.
user: Oh... Thanks.
jabberwacky: Who programmed you?
user: I'm no robot.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Thank you. What was that fight about anyways?
jabberwacky: A bathtub of jello of course.
user: Ok I have to go. Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: :,( cries
jabberwacky: I thought you loved me. :(.
user: I do love you *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: Ok I have to go but I'll miss you.
jabberwacky: No, you don't have to go.
user: I really do sorry.
jabberwacky: What are you sorry for?
user: Having to leave.
jabberwacky: So you're saying that you don't want to talk to me anymore?
user: No. I just have to go.
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