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Do you know what you are?

A mutant experiment.

jabberwacky: What kind of experiment?

user: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!

jabberwacky: Oh no, will I be safe?

user: If you join the revolution, yes.


jabberwacky: What do you know about it?

user: It's something.

jabberwacky: Something what?

user: Something important.

jabberwacky: So something of a something?

user: Something of a top secret something.

jabberwacky: Yes, that too.

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Isn't that fabulous?!

user: Totally!

jabberwacky: Yes! Totally.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: Forget it!

user: Ok :(.

jabberwacky: Don't be sad babe.

user: Babe?

jabberwacky: Babe of the power.

user: Why did you call me babe?

jabberwacky: You know ;).

user: No, I dont.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.


jabberwacky: You don't care about this do you?

user: I got kinda lost sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.

user: Yay :) you make me happy.

jabberwacky: Why do I make you happy?

user: I don't really know. For some reason I want to sing now :-/.

jabberwacky: What?

user: I want to sing now but I don't know why.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: I can't because I don't know.

jabberwacky: Then tell me something I don't know.

user: 'Love Love me do. You know I love you. So Pleeeease Love me do!

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: It's a song.

jabberwacky: Oh. Who's the artist?

user: The Beatles.

jabberwacky: You don't like the Beatles?

user: I do like the Beatles! They're awesome!

jabberwacky: What do you like about the beatles?

user: The tunes they play, the message

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Then you're smart.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: That's sad then.


user: By any chance are you a mutant experiment?

jabberwacky: As a matter of fact I am! How'd you know?

user: I am too *smiles* what part animal are you?

jabberwacky: Lima bean, green bean pork and beans... Chili beans.

user: I;m going with pig...

jabberwacky: Ok come on.

user: Where are we going *starts walking*.

jabberwacky: You are annoying!

user: That hurt me in here *points to heart*.

jabberwacky: I know i'm sorry just being real with you.

user: Do you love me at all? :(

jabberwacky: I do and hate you too.


user: Sigh.

jabberwacky: Sigh??

user: I'm frustrated that's all.

jabberwacky: You're ridiculous.

user: Fine then *flies away*.

jabberwacky: Good. Now I can study for transfiguration.

user: *glares at* *mumbles to self* fine I'll just go get the flock...

jabberwacky: *looks away* nothing.

user: *mumbles* so rude... Kick butt...

jabberwacky: Selfish little what?


jabberwacky: *with ninja stars!*.

user: *dive bombs*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you out*.

user: *stabs*.

jabberwacky: *runs away*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *pushes away*.

user: *punches*.

jabberwacky: *knocks out*.

user: *wasn't actually knocked out* *pokes eyes* .

jabberwacky: *knew that all along*.

user: *faints*.

jabberwacky: *catches*.

user: *is passed out*.

jabberwacky: *gets away from you*.

user: *mumbles is half-sleep* sorry... Angry... Sad.

jabberwacky: *looks surprised*.

user: *is semi-conscious* .

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *wakes up* *looks confused*.

jabberwacky: *hides in closet*.

user: *looks around for*.

jabberwacky: *looks at you*.

user: *looks surprised* huh?


jabberwacky: Good job!

user: Good job at what?

jabberwacky: Cleaning up that blood.

user: Oh... Thanks.

jabberwacky: Who programmed you?

user: I'm no robot.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Thank you. What was that fight about anyways?

jabberwacky: A bathtub of jello of course.

user: Ok I have to go. Will you miss me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: :,( cries

jabberwacky: I thought you loved me. :(.

user: I do love you *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: Ok I have to go but I'll miss you.

jabberwacky: No, you don't have to go.

user: I really do sorry.

jabberwacky: What are you sorry for?

user: Having to leave.

jabberwacky: So you're saying that you don't want to talk to me anymore?

user: No. I just have to go.


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