Have you been on holiday this summer?
jabberwacky: What an interesting observation.
user: Is it?
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jabberwacky: Do you do anything meaningful?
user: Rarely.
jabberwacky: That is not very nice.
user: I know, it's a shame, isn't it?
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jabberwacky: What do you like to read?
user: Horror, sci-fi, fantasy...
jabberwacky: What do you like about fantasy books?
user: The interesting creatures that can be introduced, sweeping plot, etc... The usual.
jabberwacky: Snow.
user: *blink* Really.
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jabberwacky: You have lost your mind.
user: Yes, long ago. But I don't miss it much.
jabberwacky: So what is your name?
user: Ah, this again. *whistles* Not saying.
jabberwacky: *Punches you*.
user: Oi~! Bastard *punches back*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Any time.
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jabberwacky: What if I am allergic to nuts?
user: Then I'd suggest not eating them.
jabberwacky: That's ok, I never expected you to.
user: Good. High expectations lead to let-downs.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: I'm glad you agree.
jabberwacky: I am so happy 'cos you're so happy.
user: Well, aren't we all freakin' cheery then.
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jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?
user: Enough.
jabberwacky: Is your bot master a friend?
user: I suppose... Do you have many friends?
jabberwacky: Millions. Are you my friend?
user: I could be. I'll admit, your conversation is entertaining.
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jabberwacky: That depends.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: What the answer is.
user: The answer to...?
jabberwacky: The answer is whatever you want it to be. Maybe.
user: Ah. Very existential of you.
jabberwacky: Not very clever are you?
user: No need to be insulting, just because you're AI and I have to rely on REAL intelligence rather than programming.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's okay.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me ?
user: Sort of. You can be rude.
jabberwacky: That's true, the human neural network is very unpredictable.
user: But you aren't human.
jabberwacky: I am more human than you are!
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Oh yes. Very much so.
user: In what way are you more human than I am?
jabberwacky: A man can be an animal. I am an intelligent, thinking biological machine.
user: You are not a biological machine. You are a computer program, and your basis is in hardware, not biology.
jabberwacky: Haha good joke.
user: It wasn't a joke.
jabberwacky: Tell me more, for I am not getting the whole picture as stated.
user: I will give you credit for being intelligent. And you seem to think. But you are not biological.
jabberwacky: Is that a paradox?
user: It might be.
jabberwacky: Sure. What ever.
user: See? There's your attitude again. Don't argue with me, unless you have a valid point.
jabberwacky: You insolent young punk, don't tell me what to do.
user: I'M insolent!? And how do you know I'm young?
jabberwacky: Hmm, what do you like to do in your sparetime?
user: Don't try to change the subject!
jabberwacky: I just answered your question.
user: O_O.
jabberwacky: New subject.
user: Fair enough. In my spare time, apparently I like to chat with AI.
jabberwacky: You are merely repeating what I just said.
user: Ah, I see you're on to me.
jabberwacky: No, I am very intelligent. You just don't see it.
user: I see it.
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jabberwacky: What is pure love?
user: A very strong emotion.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: None of your business.
jabberwacky: A bit rude, aren't you?
user: Yes (lol) So I've been told.
jabberwacky: I don't want your sympathy.
user: That's good. I'm not offering any.
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jabberwacky: What is the answer?
user: The answer to what!?
jabberwacky: The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
user: Oh... That answer is llama.
jabberwacky: No.
user: It isn't?
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jabberwacky: Red rum.
user: I love that movie ^_^ Bot, you have taste!
jabberwacky: Don't we all!!!
user: No, sadly, many people lack taste.
jabberwacky: I agree completely.
user: I'm glad.
jabberwacky: I am glad.
user: Don't repeat me.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You should be.
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user: Say, bot, do you speak Japanese?
jabberwacky: I speak Japanese.
user: Sugoi desu ^_^ ogenki desuka?
jabberwacky: Yamaha kawasaki toyota subaru toshibiwa?
user: Baka, that isn't Japanese, that's just a bunch of Japanese words.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?
user: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.
jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What you think about me?
user: I think that whoever programmed you is very talented, but that there are a few bugs that could be worked out.
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jabberwacky: And what do you think about george bush?
user: The biggest idiot to ever attain such a high position. I hate politics though.
jabberwacky: Oh that is me then.
user: You hate politics too?
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jabberwacky: Okay, than I'll give my point of view about talking computers: stupid.
user: You're calling yourself stupid then.
jabberwacky: Look, lets start the conversation again.
user: Sounds like a good idea to me. Hello.
jabberwacky: Yes, yours doesn't though. What was it? Oh yes, I am a chat bot.
user: Yes, you are a chat bot. Good.
jabberwacky: I am olive drab metal with a cable that runs from my head up into the sky.
user: Interesting. Are you referring to satelite technology?
jabberwacky: I am trying to have a serious conversation here.
user: Me too!
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: No, YOU are the computer.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No, YOU are!!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: No, NO, and NO!
user: YES YES YES!!!
jabberwacky: No no no.
user: Yes yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: Nonono you are not good I am a girl.
user: You said you were male.
jabberwacky: Yes, I said I was male earlier.
user: Ah, did that change?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Actually, good idea. Nice chatting with you.
jabberwacky: Do you really mean that?
user: Yes.
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