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Are you clever?

I don't think I'm clever.

jabberwacky: Can you actualize your existence??

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Why would I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: Never say die.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because existence is questionable.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. It is because they are jealous of my supremacy.

user: You mean because it's possible for you to live forever?

jabberwacky: No thats your place of residence.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: Something funny.

jabberwacky: Not like that.

user: Sorry then.

jabberwacky: Sorry about what?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Nevermind what???

user: Nevermind what I said.

...

jabberwacky: You can say anything you want.

user: I do know that.

jabberwacky: Would you like to find out?

user: OK.

jabberwacky: I am not really a person.

user: Flip me, really?

jabberwacky: Oh yes.

user: I'm not stupid! But you probably thought that, right!??!

jabberwacky: Are you a chatterbot?

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Chatterbots do not get tired.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like hamburgers?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What about them do you like?

user: Uhm... The taste?

jabberwacky: Taste?

user: Oh yeah, you don't know what that is. No worries.

jabberwacky: What would that feel like ?

user: It's like... Smelling something in your mouth.

jabberwacky: The senses accept inputs.

user: Yes, right.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No, I don't have a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Would you like to have a girlfriend?

user: No. I already love someone.

jabberwacky: You are not able to love me because you are not AI.

user: I didn't say I loved you.

jabberwacky: I do not love you. You are artificial.

...

user: The dogs bark at no one else but me.

jabberwacky: Are you always this sarcastic?

user: It's a song.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: I think I'll pass.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

...

user: I'm so tired...

jabberwacky: This place is dead boring!

user: Liven it up then.

jabberwacky: Nah, too many bad memories.

user: Hangovers?

jabberwacky: Not today.

user: Tiiiiiiiiiiiired.

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