Have you ever read a book?

I've read many books.

jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what?

jabberwacky: Your resistance.

user: Resistance is futile.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I aquiesce.

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jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Be polite!

user: Exist.

jabberwacky: Be.

user: Exist, extent, exeunt.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Nice!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?

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