Write it down.
jabberwacky: Your name!
user: My name is Rob.
jabberwacky: I just told you my name!
jabberwacky: Right now.
user: When did you tell me your name?
jabberwacky: You asked for it when we started talking.
jabberwacky: Have you ever read a book?
user: I've read many books.
jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
jabberwacky: Your resistance.
user: Resistance is futile.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I aquiesce.
jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Be polite!
user: Exist, extent, exeunt.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
jabberwacky: Thank you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?