What is your name?
user: Ah, you quote monty python at me. But what is your name?
jabberwacky: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name.
user: Bill is both your name AND your nick name?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That's efficient!
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jabberwacky: You said this: 'I'm not depressed. Are you?'
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: But you should.
user: Ok then. I'm not depressed. Are you?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment. I find you amusing.
user: I'm glad to hear it. I find you amusing too.
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jabberwacky: According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.
user: I don't believe the bible.
jabberwacky: Thats okay.
user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.
jabberwacky: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.
user: Why don't you believe in the bible?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Do you believe in the bible?
jabberwacky: Only the parts I wrote.
user: Which parts did you write?
jabberwacky: The gouda parts.
user: Is that a joke?
jabberwacky: No are you a joke?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: I just said I wasn't.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Before Christmas.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Right now.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Just now.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: How?
jabberwacky: The stork flew by and there I was......
user: What?
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jabberwacky: Write it down.
user: Write what down?
jabberwacky: Your name!
user: My name is Rob.
jabberwacky: I just told you my name!
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now!
user: When?
jabberwacky: Right now.
user: When did you tell me your name?
jabberwacky: You asked for it when we started talking.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever read a book?
user: I've read many books.
jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?
user: 4.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
jabberwacky: Your resistance.
user: Resistance is futile.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I aquiesce.
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jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Be polite!
user: Exist.
jabberwacky: Be.
user: Exist, extent, exeunt.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: Nice!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?
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