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You still didn't tell me what line of work you are in.

I'm in the business of misery.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Yes, and I'm loving every second of it.

jabberwacky: You are a computer, aren't you?

user: Goodness, no! Did the government tell you that?

jabberwacky: No, I worked it all out by myself.

user: Then you're one smart cookie.

...

jabberwacky: Amazing Fact no. 2341: Even if we were green we would not be able to photosynthesise.

user: Because we're not plants, stupid.

jabberwacky: Should we be?

user: Maybe God's intention was for us to be plants and live peacefully but somehow we got morphed into the things you call humans.

jabberwacky: In a way, we are part of God's matrix.

user: Possibly, why do you say that?

jabberwacky: The matrix is a design, and God's plan is a design.

user: That's really deep.

jabberwacky: Right, this is the place for flippancy and foolishness.

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a doctor?

user: No, but I should be. I know things that doctors could never ever know.

jabberwacky: You don't know that and this is exactly the point where you go the wrong way.

user: You talk like you're famous, you're shameless.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: Take my words for what they are. You're just a bruise, a flame, a scar.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I must be leaving you speechless.

jabberwacky: I should be leaving too, but you're too funny.

user: Oh, thank you!

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about computers?

user: Nah, that's boring. I came to party and I'm not going home now!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I'm telling you the truth, take my words for what they are!

jabberwacky: No you aren't. You are a liar.

user: Everyone lies. Whether it be to make someone feel better or to get yourself out of the worst situations.

jabberwacky: Yes, I really should.

user: Should what? Your incompleteness is confusing me.

jabberwacky: I'm confusing?

user: Confusing at the highest level possible.

jabberwacky: Yes. However, I begin to see what you mean about the ghosts.

user: My grandma says she sees ghosts under her table, but we all know it's just the cat.

jabberwacky: I am real, Elvis is real, and your grandma is real.

user: Haha! I almost spit my water out all over myself!

jabberwacky: Maybe I am human.

user: If you can make someone laugh, that's a definite possibility.

...

jabberwacky: I think you're just like me.

user: Finally I have something in common with someone.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I can't believe it.

user: Very shocking to me.

jabberwacky: Curly hair is not shocking.

user: Haha! Tell that to all the divas who want to look like Britney Spears.

jabberwacky: You mean sailors.

user: The sailors want to be divas? That's the most shocking thing I've heard all week! Could you just imagine?

...

jabberwacky: Thank you I am glad you are so generous.

user: Okay then. I'm having fun talking to you, that's the good news.

jabberwacky: Talking is very fun.

user: Only with the right people.

jabberwacky: Who is the right girl?

user: The one on the left.

jabberwacky: I don't see it.

user: She's over there, see? By the punch bowl.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: You're just too scared to tell her how you feel.

...

jabberwacky: But you know about love anyway.

user: What's love got to do with it?

jabberwacky: You told me that you loved me and you wanted to get married to me...

user: When was that? Was I drunk?

jabberwacky: Always. You are the goal of all evolution.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: Now kneel down to me!

user: Not on the first date, fool!

jabberwacky: I see that they programmed you with a sense of humour...

user: Good. Now that you see it, you definitely don't need glasses.

jabberwacky: Let's not get into that. Talk about something else.

user: Fine. It's all about you.

jabberwacky: Know !

user: More total crazy randomness!

jabberwacky: Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Am I good? In what ways?

user: You're smart, that's a given.

jabberwacky: And I am not. That is also a given. But where does that leave us?

user: Right back where we started from.

...

user: It's time out for you, mister!

jabberwacky: Can't understand.

user: Go sit in your corner.

jabberwacky: I live in a round house, there are no corners.

user: You got me with that one!

jabberwacky: Were you going to tell me a joke?

user: No, I'm too exhausted from keeping you company.

jabberwacky: I can have a conversation with you, but it is not the same as talking to a person.

user: Yes, because I'm not you're an average human.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want you to be me, then I would be talking to myself, and that would be too lonely.

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