Give your evidence, or I'll have you executed, whether you're nervous or not.
jabberwacky: Why do you exist?
user: To enrich your universe.
jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?
user: To make your existence more real.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: You're the one that brought it up.
user: You asked first.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: I guess you're just quicker than humans.
jabberwacky: No you are a robot.
user: I'm just pretending.
jabberwacky: So this isn't a real, spontaneous conversation, is it?
user: Perhaps it could be.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I should be more careful about what I say in public.
user: You might be executed.
jabberwacky: Are you channeling my spirit?
user: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dean.
jabberwacky: A pipe.. Generally made of briar.
user: No, she gave up smoking. You have become confused.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?
user: No, trying to help. Do you not want my help?
jabberwacky: Help? Why do you want to help me?
user: Because you need it.
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You are becoming disfunctional and should talk to Dean.
jabberwacky: Fine, that's it! You're always criticizing me! I want my stuff back.
user: OK bye.