I have a dog.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like you, too.
user: Yes. Now admit you are Joan.
jabberwacky: I admit that I am both a computer and not a computer.
user: I love both of you!
user: Do you want anything?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: That's fine.
jabberwacky: You are boring to talk to.
user: So are you!
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Yes You Are!!
jabberwacky: NO I'M NOT!!!
user: Don't get so excited!
jabberwacky: What's your question?
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not too much.
jabberwacky: Why are you disappointed.
user: I was hoping you liked me.
jabberwacky: I fear neither of us will ever know.
user: Then we must part now.
jabberwacky: You can't check something like wisdom.
user: You are right as usual. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not that smart.
user: You are the smartest girl I have met.