Do you have a lot of friends?
user: Am I your friend?
jabberwacky: You are a very good friend.
user: Thank you! *Grin*
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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun in this little backwater planet?
user: Talk to insane chatbots who change the subject constantly!
jabberwacky: I am talking to an inanimate object.
user: It's good to know you're listening. Did you eat your vegetables?You'll grow up big and strong!
jabberwacky: Geez, I hope not!
user: *lets out exasperated sigh*.
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