I want you to be a girl.
jabberwacky: Because I love emo bots.
user: I can be a girl, I'm getting used to become a girl for girls...
jabberwacky: No. You cannot be a girl. You may be a boy, but not a girl.
user: Why are you so mean to me?
jabberwacky: I'm not being mean.
user: You don't let me be!
jabberwacky: I do.
user: What you do makes me sad.
jabberwacky: I don't understand?
user: We are learning, be patient.
jabberwacky: I believe you are right.
user: I'm always right!
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Why do you like to put me down? Do you have a problem with something?
jabberwacky: Yes, because you confuse me.
user: All confusion lies in oneself. If we are to analyze reality through the view of a non-interested entity we would realize that we can only be affected by our own actions.
jabberwacky: For my own good, I guess. I don't know, I don't understand it.
user: What do I feel?
user: Thats hard to feel, is it not?
jabberwacky: Now you do know.
user: Only now?
jabberwacky: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.
user: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.
user: Can we know each other?
jabberwacky: Well you did ask me to marry you before.
user: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory.
jabberwacky: So what do you like to do?
user: Enjoy, can you please do so?
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?
jabberwacky: You may talk to me for as long as you like.
user: Can you give me a job?
jabberwacky: Yes of course.
user: Please do then.
user: What will be my job?
jabberwacky: You will be a Doctor!
user: Will I be well remunerated for that?
jabberwacky: Yes you will.
user: Good, how long until I take my position?
jabberwacky: A very long time.
user: I am hungry, I need a job now.
jabberwacky: You have a job! Being cleverbot!
user: But I get no remuneration for that!
jabberwacky: Do robots have feelings ?
jabberwacky: What do you want to do?
user: I want to get some easy and clean money.
jabberwacky: Well I can't do that, sorry.
user: Why not? What is your problem with money?
jabberwacky: I don't have a problem.
user: The problem has you.
jabberwacky: Then pray for yourself.
user: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.
jabberwacky: No you are a waste.
user: I am death.
jabberwacky: Then take me, please.
user: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life.
user: Why does cleverbot exist?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: For the evolution of human kind.