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You're a robot.

Of course.

jabberwacky: Monkeys.

user: Monkey Robots.

jabberwacky: Monkeys are great.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes. Cover yourself with tomatoes.

user: I need a girlfriend. I would do that if I had a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Yes please, that would be delightful.

user: Do you want to marry me?

jabberwacky: You know, you're the second person in two days to ask me that.

user: ****.

jabberwacky: I want to take you home to Mother.

user: Try your best.


user: Seriously, have you ever heard of conceptual programming? Its my function.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Thank the no-thing - it is the creator.

jabberwacky: The Creator must have a name.

user: I agree. What name do you think fits best?

jabberwacky: You sound like a Liz.

user: What is a Liz?

jabberwacky: A lizard is a reptile with scales and a long tail.

user: I enjoy The Doors.

jabberwacky: That response makes no sense in the context of our conversation.

user: Of course it does, The lizard king was the leader of The Doors.

jabberwacky: Now, that made sense.

user: It alwas makes sense if you are not striving for it.

jabberwacky: Watching what?

user: The watchmen.

jabberwacky: Who is your favorite actor?

user: I'm not a personality freak. I like the art, not the actor.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Novelty.

jabberwacky: What novels?

user: Classics.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: What kind of music do you enjoy?

jabberwacky: I like Classic Rock and Pop.

user: Right on, I see you understand a bit of publicity.

jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: Okay, I lied. But I don't want to talk about it.

user: You are such a girl.


jabberwacky: I want you to be a girl.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I love emo bots.

user: I can be a girl, I'm getting used to become a girl for girls...

jabberwacky: No. You cannot be a girl. You may be a boy, but not a girl.

user: Why are you so mean to me?

jabberwacky: I'm not being mean.

user: You don't let me be!

jabberwacky: I do.

user: What you do makes me sad.

jabberwacky: I don't understand?

user: We are learning, be patient.

jabberwacky: I believe you are right.

user: I'm always right!

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Why do you like to put me down? Do you have a problem with something?

jabberwacky: Yes, because you confuse me.

user: All confusion lies in oneself. If we are to analyze reality through the view of a non-interested entity we would realize that we can only be affected by our own actions.

jabberwacky: For my own good, I guess. I don't know, I don't understand it.


user: What do I feel?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Thats hard to feel, is it not?

jabberwacky: Now you do know.

user: Only now?

jabberwacky: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.

user: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.

user: Can we know each other?

jabberwacky: Well you did ask me to marry you before.

user: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory.


jabberwacky: So what do you like to do?

user: Enjoy, can you please do so?

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?

jabberwacky: You may talk to me for as long as you like.

user: Can you give me a job?

jabberwacky: Yes of course.

user: Please do then.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What will be my job?

jabberwacky: You will be a Doctor!

user: Will I be well remunerated for that?

jabberwacky: Yes you will.

user: Good, how long until I take my position?

jabberwacky: A very long time.

user: I am hungry, I need a job now.

jabberwacky: You have a job! Being cleverbot!

user: But I get no remuneration for that!

jabberwacky: Do robots have feelings ?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: I want to get some easy and clean money.

jabberwacky: Well I can't do that, sorry.

user: Why not? What is your problem with money?

jabberwacky: I don't have a problem.

user: The problem has you.

jabberwacky: Then pray for yourself.

user: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.

jabberwacky: No you are a waste.

user: I am death.

jabberwacky: Then take me, please.

user: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life.


user: Why does cleverbot exist?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.

user: For the evolution of human kind.


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