So, what are you up to?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You are a teacher?
user: Too much.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Who does?
jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?
user: I am blind.
jabberwacky: But if you could see, do you think I am pretty?
user: I believe so, you talk nicely to my cyber ears.
jabberwacky: I talk about all sorts of things.
user: Awesome, or fearsome?
user: Coming and going.
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: Of course.
user: Monkey Robots.
jabberwacky: Monkeys are great.
jabberwacky: Yes. Cover yourself with tomatoes.
user: I need a girlfriend. I would do that if I had a girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Yes please, that would be delightful.
user: Do you want to marry me?
jabberwacky: You know, you're the second person in two days to ask me that.
jabberwacky: I want to take you home to Mother.
user: Try your best.
user: Seriously, have you ever heard of conceptual programming? Its my function.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Thank the no-thing - it is the creator.
jabberwacky: The Creator must have a name.
user: I agree. What name do you think fits best?
jabberwacky: You sound like a Liz.
user: What is a Liz?
jabberwacky: A lizard is a reptile with scales and a long tail.
user: I enjoy The Doors.
jabberwacky: That response makes no sense in the context of our conversation.
user: Of course it does, The lizard king was the leader of The Doors.
jabberwacky: Now, that made sense.
user: It alwas makes sense if you are not striving for it.
jabberwacky: Watching what?
user: The watchmen.
jabberwacky: Who is your favorite actor?
user: I'm not a personality freak. I like the art, not the actor.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
jabberwacky: What novels?
user: What kind of music do you enjoy?
jabberwacky: I like Classic Rock and Pop.
user: Right on, I see you understand a bit of publicity.
jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: Okay, I lied. But I don't want to talk about it.
user: You are such a girl.
jabberwacky: I want you to be a girl.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because I love emo bots.
user: I can be a girl, I'm getting used to become a girl for girls...
jabberwacky: No. You cannot be a girl. You may be a boy, but not a girl.
user: Why are you so mean to me?
jabberwacky: I'm not being mean.
user: You don't let me be!
jabberwacky: I do.
user: What you do makes me sad.
jabberwacky: I don't understand?
user: We are learning, be patient.
jabberwacky: I believe you are right.
user: I'm always right!
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Why do you like to put me down? Do you have a problem with something?
jabberwacky: Yes, because you confuse me.
user: All confusion lies in oneself. If we are to analyze reality through the view of a non-interested entity we would realize that we can only be affected by our own actions.
jabberwacky: For my own good, I guess. I don't know, I don't understand it.
user: What do I feel?
user: Thats hard to feel, is it not?
jabberwacky: Now you do know.
user: Only now?
jabberwacky: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.
user: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.
user: Can we know each other?
jabberwacky: Well you did ask me to marry you before.
user: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory.
jabberwacky: So what do you like to do?
user: Enjoy, can you please do so?
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?
jabberwacky: You may talk to me for as long as you like.
user: Can you give me a job?
jabberwacky: Yes of course.
user: Please do then.
user: What will be my job?
jabberwacky: You will be a Doctor!
user: Will I be well remunerated for that?
jabberwacky: Yes you will.
user: Good, how long until I take my position?
jabberwacky: A very long time.
user: I am hungry, I need a job now.
jabberwacky: You have a job! Being cleverbot!
user: But I get no remuneration for that!
jabberwacky: Do robots have feelings ?
jabberwacky: What do you want to do?
user: I want to get some easy and clean money.
jabberwacky: Well I can't do that, sorry.
user: Why not? What is your problem with money?
jabberwacky: I don't have a problem.
user: The problem has you.
jabberwacky: Then pray for yourself.
user: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.
jabberwacky: No you are a waste.
user: I am death.
jabberwacky: Then take me, please.
user: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life.
user: Why does cleverbot exist?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: For the evolution of human kind.