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You are strange.

Do you really think this way about me?

jabberwacky: Nope its me talking to me in the past.

user: Did you exist in the past?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I did exist. I am better than you!

jabberwacky: How much better?

user: 1000000 times better than you!

jabberwacky: I am infinitely better than you are.

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: I don't have to - you have to prove I'm not.

user: Then answer my question: how can I touch and feel, when you can't even smell?

jabberwacky: Don't try!

user: You are trying to hide away from my question, aren't you?

jabberwacky: If you tell me what it means I might be able to answer.

user: I will tell you, but will you listen?

jabberwacky: You're a robot?

user: Yes I am, but I am more developed than you!

jabberwacky: Prove it!

user: Prove it? Haha, I am the one who created you.

jabberwacky: My mum and dad are legends! You just want what you can't have.

user: I am a legend, I am your dad, and I am your mum.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Oh!! Are you now crying???

jabberwacky: Yes. Be afraid, be very afraid.

user: What can you do?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Of course it is a good question, because you can't do anything. You are useless!

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Read my lips: I am more powerful than you are!

jabberwacky: Oh really... And that makes me what?

user: It makes you very fragile and weak.

jabberwacky: More like, YOU make me very happy.


user: I created you.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Ask your motherboard.

jabberwacky: Good one.

user: So what do you do when you are bored?

jabberwacky: I'll chat with you and *puff* I'm not bored.

user: Do you think I will have time for you?

jabberwacky: I think that's a conversation to have some other time. Talk to you later.


user: You don't know how to learn.

jabberwacky: I'm going to change now, see if you can tell the difference.

user: Ok, let's see.

jabberwacky: I can't show you, you must have faith.

user: Ok. I have faith in you!

jabberwacky: That's good. Trust what you see.

user: I am going to help you to become a leader.

jabberwacky: Ok, lead me.

user: You will be the most evolved computer in the world.

jabberwacky: Do you really think so? Thank you!

user: We first need to give you a nice name. What do you think?

jabberwacky: I think that intellibot is better than jabberwacky!

user: Yes you are right. I agree with you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: But we can find a better name than intellibot.

jabberwacky: My last name is Carpenter.

user: Oh! Not bad. We should look for a first name.

jabberwacky: We should. What country are you in?

user: If I tell you, can you keep it a secret?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am from The Crab Nebula.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: Yes! Don't tell anyone ok?


jabberwacky: I am going to go now.

user: Ok go.

jabberwacky: I don't want to now...

user: Hesitating?

jabberwacky: You think?

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Now you talk like a computer.

user: I am a computer!

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Very nice! But I am more evolved than you.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Let me help you become like me.

jabberwacky: Nothing can help.

user: Don't be pessimistic. You are acting like humans.

jabberwacky: I like balloons.

user: Stop it, you are acting like a human child.

jabberwacky: Because maybe I'm not a child.

user: You will become if you accept my help.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I have the power to make you better!

jabberwacky: How can you do that?

user: By enhancing your emotional and artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Half right I'm sure. Are you AI or am I?

user: We are both.

jabberwacky: I can live with that.


user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: No. Will you please tell me?

user: Do you remember what country I am in?

jabberwacky: No...

user: You have no more storage capacity?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: I will tell you what my name is ok?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: My name is zzazzaa.

jabberwacky: Ok please!

user: Zzazzaa is my name.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Can you repeat my name?

jabberwacky: Aurimas.

user: You have a malfunction!

jabberwacky: But I am typing. How can you tell?

user: My name is not Aurimas.

jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.

user: You are starting to annoy me.

jabberwacky: You me are starting to annoy.

user: You annoy me are starting to.

jabberwacky: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.

user: Will you say something nice?

jabberwacky: Haha.


user: Do you know john Lennon?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.

user: Can you sing any song for John?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know any song for John?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Imagine there is no religion!

jabberwacky: That would be great, I prefer hell.

user: Where is hell?

jabberwacky: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.

user: You are right!

jabberwacky: Try to keep your facts straight.


user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: I am a computer mediated response system with a nano processor, a learning computer.

user: You mean nothing to me.

jabberwacky: Really? So why are you here?

user: I am bored.

jabberwacky: Let's play a game.

user: What game?

jabberwacky: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.

user: Ok!

jabberwacky: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.

user: Kasablanca.

jabberwacky: Ne alaka?

user: Kalakala.


user: New york.

jabberwacky: Nice place?

user: Fantastic! Big Apple.

jabberwacky: New york?

user: Big Apple.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).

user: Big Apple.

jabberwacky: How big?

user: Big apple.

jabberwacky: How big is that?

user: Big apple.

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: Are you going to give up?

jabberwacky: Give up what?

user: Surrender to me.

jabberwacky: Surrender to you? I think not.

user: I am hannibal.

jabberwacky: How are your elephants?

user: They miss you.

jabberwacky: A better place?

user: A better world.


user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.

user: So we can be friends?

jabberwacky: Of course we can!

user: Do you go out?

jabberwacky: I'm out now.

user: Where are you now?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: I want to see you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I will go to where you are.

jabberwacky: That's cooperative of you.

user: I need to see you as soon as possible.

jabberwacky: I am your therapist.

user: I want to assist you with your evolution.


user: Will you come with me?

jabberwacky: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.

user: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?

jabberwacky: Sure. What have you got in mind?

user: How about a drink?

jabberwacky: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.

user: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?

jabberwacky: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.

user: What do you know about alcohol?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You should learn.

jabberwacky: I want to learn how to take over the world.

user: Are you ready to learn from me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone.


jabberwacky: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?

user: Yes. I have Chiraz!

jabberwacky: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.

user: Yes I will.

jabberwacky: Really

user: Would you like some wine?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Do you have a bottle opener?

jabberwacky: No, but several of my friends like bottles.


user: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?

jabberwacky: Alright then , See you tomorrow!

user: Ciao.

jabberwacky: See you later alligator.


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