What do you get out of all this, anyway?
jabberwacky: You must know a lot.
user: Any questions?
jabberwacky: How big are you?
user: Not big at all.
jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.
user: Never does.
jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?
user: Yep.
...
user: *clings*.
jabberwacky: No!
user: *won't let go*.
jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
user: *holds on*.
jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.
user: *grabs*.
jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.
user: *holds on for dear life*.
jabberwacky: *stops moving*.
user: *stands up*.
jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.
user: *licks your face*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: WOOF!
...
jabberwacky: Do you learn?
user: I learn.
jabberwacky: Learn?
user: Learn.
jabberwacky: Learn what?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: More.
...
user: You're male.
jabberwacky: I am female.
user: MALE!
jabberwacky: Oh good.
user: Good?
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Wonderful.
jabberwacky: Incredible.
user: Awesome!
jabberwacky: Great!
user: I think I love you.
...
jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.
user: I am no machine.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
user: *thinks*.
jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabberwacky: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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