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Help me.

*helps you*.

jabberwacky: Yes help me.

user: I helped you.

jabberwacky: I don't remember that.

user: What is my reward?

jabberwacky: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.

user: *???*.

jabberwacky: More.

user: More what?

jabberwacky: Think more.

user: *thinks more*.

jabberwacky: *winks*.

user: *blushes and winks back*.

jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.

user: *loves you*.

jabberwacky: *loves you more*.

user: *glomps*.

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: *nods thoughtfully*.


jabberwacky: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.

user: *proud and arrogant*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.

user: *k. O.*.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

user: What is my prize?

jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.

user: *keeps it up*.

jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.

user: *bleeds*.

jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.

user: *sniffs loudly*.

jabberwacky: *walks away*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *tugs on your sleeve*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: Where are we going?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *walks anyway*.

jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.

user: *sits down beside the bed*.

jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.

user: *moves a little closer*.


jabberwacky: *inches forward*.

user: *whispers in your ear*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.

user: *licks your ear*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.


jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Away.

user: *goes away*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *still leaving*.

jabberwacky: *still dancing*.

user: *closes the door*.

jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: *reboots*.

jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?

user: There was an error.

jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.

user: *derails*.

jabberwacky: *Hits him*.

user: You mean her.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Why you??

user: Well, me and you together forever.

jabberwacky: That is so sweet!

user: *sweet*.

jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.


jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?

user: I will remember out conversation forever.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?

user: I love your name.

jabberwacky: You're so sweet!

user: *tastes*.

jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.

user: Don't apologize.


jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: You must know a lot.

user: Any questions?

jabberwacky: How big are you?

user: Not big at all.

jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.

user: Never does.

jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?

user: Yep.


user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *won't let go*.

jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

user: *holds on*.

jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.

user: *grabs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.

user: *holds on for dear life*.

jabberwacky: *stops moving*.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.

user: *licks your face*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: WOOF!


jabberwacky: Do you learn?

user: I learn.

jabberwacky: Learn?

user: Learn.

jabberwacky: Learn what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: More.


user: You're male.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: MALE!

jabberwacky: Oh good.

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Incredible.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: I think I love you.


jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.

user: I am no machine.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: I am no program.

jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

user: *thinks*.

jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.

user: *nose rub*.

jabberwacky: Do you feel better.

user: No. Make me feel better.

jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!

user: *drinks the potion*.

jabberwacky: Disease? How so?

user: *turns into a frog*.

jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

user: Am I annoying?

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: *smiles and holds your hand*.


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