You're a machine but I'm not.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
user: *thinks*.
jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabberwacky: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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