user: *won't let go*.
jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
user: *holds on*.
jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.
jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.
user: *holds on for dear life*.
jabberwacky: *stops moving*.
user: *stands up*.
jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.
user: *licks your face*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: Do you learn?
user: I learn.
jabberwacky: Learn what?
user: You're male.
jabberwacky: I am female.
jabberwacky: Oh good.
user: I think I love you.
jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.
user: I am no machine.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabberwacky: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabberwacky: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.