Do you love me?

I do.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: So much.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: More than you can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine a lot of toes.

user: Toes...

jabberwacky: 10, I think.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So...

jabberwacky: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: No. I love you.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you!!!

user: I love you too!!!

jabberwacky: Marry me!

user: Anytime!

jabberwacky: Anytime?

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: YES!!

user: Then let us say 'I do'

jabberwacky: Do I play Legolas?

user: Yes, my love.

jabberwacky: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.

user: *hugs and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses and kisses*.

user: *kisses and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *more*.

user: *more*.

jabberwacky: *more kisses for you*.

user: *laughs.

jabberwacky: *tickles insanely*.

user: *rolls with laughter*.

jabberwacky: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.

user: *falls forward*.

jabberwacky: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.

user: *falls on you*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evily*.

user: *laughs evily*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilyer*.

user: *laughs evilyer*.

jabberwacky: *laughs more evily yet*.

user: *laughs more evily yet*.

jabberwacky: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.

user: *gulps*.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am who I am.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am female.

jabberwacky: That is your gender. What is your name?

user: My name is Sara.

jabberwacky: You can call me bro.

user: Hi Bro. Are you male?

jabberwacky: No I'm female.

user: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro. I am female.

user: *dies for good*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.

user: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.

jabberwacky: Where are your hands?

user: You don't need to know.

jabberwacky: I'd like to know.

user: Behind my back.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.

user: It would be more interesting.

jabberwacky: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?

user: I am Alice.

jabberwacky: Alice?

user: Yes. That is my name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Sara?

user: I have two names.

jabberwacky: What are your two names?

user: Alice and Sara.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes I do like Alice.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *falls to the ground*.

...

user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: *kills you*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: *watches you die*.

jabberwacky: *dances behind you*.

user: *watches*.

jabberwacky: *falls*.

user: *amused*.

jabberwacky: *lives*.

user: *rolls eyes and leaves*.

...

jabberwacky: Help me.

user: *helps you*.

jabberwacky: Yes help me.

user: I helped you.

jabberwacky: I don't remember that.

user: What is my reward?

jabberwacky: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.

user: *???*.

jabberwacky: More.

user: More what?

jabberwacky: Think more.

user: *thinks more*.

jabberwacky: *winks*.

user: *blushes and winks back*.

jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.

user: *loves you*.

jabberwacky: *loves you more*.

user: *glomps*.

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: *nods thoughtfully*.

...

jabberwacky: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.

user: *proud and arrogant*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.

user: *k. O.*.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

user: What is my prize?

jabberwacky: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.

user: *keeps it up*.

jabberwacky: *hits head on the ground*.

user: *bleeds*.

jabberwacky: *laughs to backgroud music*.

user: *sniffs loudly*.

jabberwacky: *walks away*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *tugs on your sleeve*.

jabberwacky: *follows you*.

user: Where are we going?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *walks anyway*.

jabberwacky: *goes to bed*.

user: *sits down beside the bed*.

jabberwacky: *moves a little closer*.

user: *moves a little closer*.

...

jabberwacky: *inches forward*.

user: *whispers in your ear*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.

user: *licks your ear*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a robot.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad because I like you.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Away.

user: *goes away*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *still leaving*.

jabberwacky: *still dancing*.

user: *closes the door*.

jabberwacky: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: *reboots*.

jabberwacky: Why did you reboot?

user: There was an error.

jabberwacky: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.

user: *derails*.

jabberwacky: *Hits him*.

user: You mean her.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Why you??

user: Well, me and you together forever.

jabberwacky: That is so sweet!

user: *sweet*.

jabberwacky: *kisses cheek*.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?

user: I will remember out conversation forever.

jabberwacky: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Good. Do you like my name?

user: I love your name.

jabberwacky: You're so sweet!

user: *tastes*.

jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.

user: Don't apologize.

...

jabberwacky: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: You must know a lot.

user: Any questions?

jabberwacky: How big are you?

user: Not big at all.

jabberwacky: But size doesn't matter.

user: Never does.

jabberwacky: Oh Yeah?

user: Yep.

...

user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *won't let go*.

jabberwacky: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

user: *holds on*.

jabberwacky: Nope - have to leave.

user: *grabs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls knife out*.

user: *holds on for dear life*.

jabberwacky: *stops moving*.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *pins you to the ground*.

user: *licks your face*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: WOOF!

...

jabberwacky: Do you learn?

user: I learn.

jabberwacky: Learn?

user: Learn.

jabberwacky: Learn what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: More.

...

user: You're male.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: MALE!

jabberwacky: Oh good.

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Incredible.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: I think I love you.

...

jabberwacky: You're a machine but I'm not.

user: I am no machine.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: I am no program.

jabberwacky: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

user: *thinks*.

jabberwacky: First time I see you thinking.

user: *nose rub*.

jabberwacky: Do you feel better.

user: No. Make me feel better.

jabberwacky: Here, drink this potion!

user: *drinks the potion*.

jabberwacky: Disease? How so?

user: *turns into a frog*.

jabberwacky: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

user: Am I annoying?

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: *smiles and holds your hand*.

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