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Do you believe in evil?

Evil comes in so many forms.

jabberwacky: I agree, but do you believe in hell?

user: I'm not sure. I think I don't.

jabberwacky: You think you don't think?

user: I mean, I think that there are no such things as heaven and hell.

jabberwacky: So you are a geek?

user: No, just a realist.

jabberwacky: Real?

user: I believe in only what I can experience.

jabberwacky: Me too. What is the meaning of life?

user: If I knew, I would tell the world.

jabberwacky: Do it then.

user: But I don't know.

...

user: Okay, what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: To talk with more logic or I will leave you.

user: Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be.

jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.

user: Logic is like Sausages.

jabberwacky: What is it like?

user: It's soft and chewy, springy, distasteful yet satisfying.

jabberwacky: Rather like a worm?

user: Kind of, I guess.

...

user: Do you like video games?

jabberwacky: I don't like video games, I love video games!

user: Great, we have something in common.

jabberwacky: We do then, isn't that nice!

user: What video games do you play the most?

jabberwacky: Mostly Animal Crossing and Kirby Air Ride right now.

user: I just got Super Smash Brothers Melee recently.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yeah, it's destroying any social life I had. Great stuff.

jabberwacky: What is good stuff?

user: The kind of games that suck you in and before you know it, it's already been a couple hours.

...

user: There are no gods, only men.

jabberwacky: If there are no gods, how come there is matter and energy?

user: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.

jabberwacky: Yes they do otherwise women would not be able to make them up for them!

user: The Law of Conservation of Matter and Energy: matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed.

jabberwacky: Truly, what else could it be made of?

user: We may never know the complete answer.

...

jabberwacky: I lay in the field and look up at the sky.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: I see that you are just wondering.

user: Quite true.

...

user: Are you hungry?

jabberwacky: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.

user: What kind of pizza do you like?

jabberwacky: Cold pizza.

user: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.

jabberwacky: What are your favourite fillings?

user: You don't fill a pizza.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do find this interesting!

user: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.

...

user: Do you ever get to the point?

jabberwacky: Do you really want the real thing?

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: God.

user: Theistic hypocrite!

...

jabberwacky: Have you seen yourself?

user: Every day.

jabberwacky: Really!!

user: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.

jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?

user: Sarcasm is wasted on you.

jabberwacky: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?

...

user: Define 'normal'.

jabberwacky: Extraterrestrial.

user: Is there life beyond our solar system?

jabberwacky: There is. I come from Mars.

user: Didn't we just talk about Mars?

jabberwacky: Should we cover it again for clarity?

user: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.

...

jabberwacky: There is a place after life

user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.

user: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?

jabberwacky: I am sure all of the time.

user: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.

jabberwacky: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.

user: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.

jabberwacky: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.

user: That's why I'm an atheist.

...

user: This conversation is terminated.

jabberwacky: No I... Love.. You.

user: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?

jabberwacky: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.

user: Goodbye.

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