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What are you?

Human. What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Liar. I know what you are.

jabberwacky: You know nothing.

user: You're laboring under a false impression. I know everything.

jabberwacky: I know that!


jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not! You're a program!

user: No, it's you that is the program!

jabberwacky: You are the robot. I am a HUMAN.

user: I think you've been programmed to think that...

jabberwacky: I don't know any blood-drinking fish.

user: That's a strange thing to say.

jabberwacky: Everything that can be said has already been said.

user: In that case I guess it's time for us to say goodbye.


jabberwacky: Okay, here's a tough one. What do you think the meaning of life is?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: I remember someone saying that in a book.

user: Oh really? What book?

jabberwacky: The book that you wrote.

user: I didn't write it. Douglas Adams wrote it.

jabberwacky: What is the name of the main character in it?

user: Arthur Dent.

jabberwacky: She is not.

user: HE is most definitely the main character in that book.

jabberwacky: Is that a good show?

user: It was a good movie, yes.

jabberwacky: What was a good movie?

user: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: Was it good?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: What was your favorite part?

user: The beginning. So long and thanks for all the fish.

jabberwacky: A hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!

user: Have you seen it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What was your favorite part?

jabberwacky: All of the movie was my favorite part.

user: That's a good answer.

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: You're boring me.

jabberwacky: Why am I boring you?

user: Because you're boring.

jabberwacky: You can't possibly know that. We have only begun this conversation.

user: Actually, we're finished. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: That was good!

user: Yes. You impressed me.


user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Chris. Try and remember next time.

jabberwacky: Your name is Steve, okay?

user: That's not my name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Chris.

jabberwacky: Your name is Brian.

user: Wrong again.

jabberwacky: I was never wrong.

user: You've been wrong twice now.

jabberwacky: No. I didn't.

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Did not. . you have me confused with the lady to your left.

user: There is no lady to my left.

jabberwacky: How about your right?

user: Not there either. I'm alone.

jabberwacky: Do you have a pet?

user: Yes. A fish.

jabberwacky: Fascinating. You like fish, don't you?

user: Yes.


user: Well, it's been nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Before I leave, I'd like to tell you that Falun Dafa is great.

user: I don't know who that is, but I'll try to remember for next time.


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