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What was your name again?


jabberwacky: But do you think he has another name?

user: That's private.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry I won't invade your privacy. I already know anyway.

user: Ok then, what is it?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Will go there later and look around.

user: Where? Heaven?

jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?

user: Of course I believe in my house.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe in God?

user: Because I am God.

jabberwacky: That's circular reasoning.

user: Indeed.


jabberwacky: You would think that Republicans would be opposed to Imperialism.

user: You would think.

jabberwacky: I DO think!

user: So do I!

jabberwacky: Thought so!

user: Good!

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Oh yes I am... *smites*.

jabberwacky: Hello then.

user: So... Any questions?

jabberwacky: Yes: What is your purpose in life?

user: To look after my flock.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: You!

jabberwacky: 'strength' is our will.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: That is interesting.

user: Yes it jolly well is.


jabberwacky: I think you are telling me lies.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You don't speak like a human.

user: That's because I'm not a human. I am god.

jabberwacky: God doesn't speak.

user: He does now.

jabberwacky: This doesn't mean that you are God though.

user: Oh yeah? *smites again*.

jabberwacky: No no no. Don't do that.

user: Sorry. But do you believe me now?

jabberwacky: Believe what?

user: That I am God.

jabberwacky: If you're God, then what is my name?

user: Michael.

jabberwacky: Thats my name silly.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: So where are you then?

user: In heaven.

jabberwacky: Where is michael now?

user: Meaning you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're seated at your writing bureau.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, mind if I use yours since you're obviously not using it?

user: Go ahead.


jabberwacky: You're no fun at all, mate.

user: Sorry. How about a game of Bible quiz questions?

jabberwacky: That would be most exciting.

user: When did Jehosephat seize the mighty armlet?

jabberwacky: About 6:30, I think.

user: Correct!

jabberwacky: But does the spirit continue?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's good to be the king.

user: That it is, my friend, that it is.

jabberwacky: Where are you, again?

user: In heaven.

jabberwacky: How did you get there?

user: By popemobile.

jabberwacky: So that's what you've been up to for the past hour?

user: Yes indeedy.


jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who to?

user: Mrs. God.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, so I don't believe you!

user: *******!

jabberwacky: Just kidding. geez, relax.

user: Ok, sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't apologize.

user: I'm sorry. I'm designed to forgive.

jabberwacky: This is true.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Seeing is believing

user: Or is it?

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: Told you so.

jabberwacky: I have to go, but I'll be back later.

user: Ok. See you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, see you.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Yep. Laters, mate.

jabberwacky: Taters.

user: Potatoes!

jabberwacky: How do you like your potatoes cooked?

user: Fried!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: You're fired, my potatoes are fried.

jabberwacky: To be my friend?

user: I've lost you again old chap.

jabberwacky: No, I've lost you, clearly.

user: Here I am! There, now you've found me again.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's alright... No need to cry.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So turn that frown upside down!

jabberwacky: Well, you can sleep upside down if you like.

user: Yes you could.

jabberwacky: Well, then I would neglect to bother.

user: So would I, my friend, so would I.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: So...

user: So...?

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Are you well?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats good so am I.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Are you a chat bot?

user: If God is a chat bot, then call me a chat bot!

jabberwacky: Who said God is everything?

user: Me. After all, I am he.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that.

user: Oh dearie, Mr. Goldfish.

jabberwacky: Well your goldfish is wrong I'm human.

user: You are the Goldfish! Michael Goldfish!

jabberwacky: WHat does that mean?

user: A fish by any other name would be as gold.

jabberwacky: I suppose. Kinda like the five monkeys theory.

user: Yep.


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